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  • March 28, 2011
  • By Mr Oglio
  • Comments Off on Rob Schneider – Registered Offender
  • in Comedy, News, Oglio Comedy

Rob Schneider – Registered Offender

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The Brand New Comedy Album!

Track Listing

1. What I Want


2. Iraq Love


3. Yoko and Julian


4. She’s Gonna Come


5. Swain The Legend


6. Virtual Kidnappers


7. Car Wash


8. The Perfect Shit


9. Agent For Porn Stars


10. Sex Offenders


11. The Liar Corp


12. Welcome To The Jungle


13. Sea Of Jizz


14. Mom and Dad Party


15. Graduation Speech


16. Bonus Outro

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J Chris Newberg – Best of: Join The Chris Army


All of the genius that is J Chris Newberg is collected up on one CD with "Join The Chris Army: the Best of J Chris Newberg". J Chris is a YouTube sensation with his video hit "Drunk Girl" and his new video collaboration with Dane Cook.

Track Listing:

1. Drunk Girl
true story, this song is actually about me and how i act when drunk

2. White Trash Girlfriend
gives you an opportunity to love sluts and trashy girls on more than just halloween

3. Morning Wood
is about waking up with a boner and rocking it hard. wait. what?

4. Perfect
is a true story about when you date someone who is awful and everyone knows it but you

5. Expensive
i was at a bar with a buddy and i said look at that girl, she's beautiful and he said, and expensive. went home wrote it right away

6. Bad Idea
is my attempt at a stadium sing along

7. Shut Up
is about how people talk about things and never do them

8. The Perfect Girl
a girl actually said that to me

9. Ultimate Break Up Song
every time i break up with a girl, i just want my stuff

10. History Of The Phone #
listen to this after you get a girls number. the end

11. Sugarland
i wrote this after watching willie wonka and the chocolate factory. it's my second favorite song that i have written

12. Valentines Day Sucks
it needed a song


J. Chris Newberg's refreshingly smart and edgy humor, delivered with a streetwise sense of philosophic cool, has propelled the guitarist/songwriter-cum-comedian to the forefront of the National comedy scene. While critics have been singing his praises in the press, audience members are offering true testimonial to Newberg's talent, roaring with laughter and clamoring for more of this hip and authentic new personality. Newberg's standup comedy cleverly combines his hilarious and off-beat observations on life with original, acoustic guitar songs and infectious melodies. Picture Bob Dylan and his six-string with Dennis Miller's incisive, cerebral wit. Well, not quite Dennis Miller, but definitely the occasional big word. Got it? Good, now you can begin to glimpse the unique, side-splitting talent that is J. Chris Newberg.

Newberg has spent much of adult life on the road. Whether it was performing in a bar just shy of capacity (See: Empty) or to his eventual gathering and collecting members of The Chris Army, his loyal fans. This initially began while he was touring and performing with the likes of the Counting Crows, Oasis, and John Mellencamp, but has since grown much larger through his undeniable Viral Video following. With his friends at comedy.com, J Chris has written and produced several short humorous videos that have received well over 7 million views.

See for yourself. Just go to Youtube.com/jchrisnewberg, Break.com, Funnyordie.com, collegehumor.com, myspace.com/jchrisnewberg, jchrisnewberg.com or comedy.com and search his name. Make sure that you have some time, because there is a lot of stuff on there.
Newberg has been seen on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Comedy Central, Last Comic Standing, The Tonight Show, The History Channel, Fox Sports and countless national commercials and voice over spots.

Check your local listings because if he's not in your town this week, I am sure it's only a matter of time before he will be. He is a graduate of the Second City and alumni of the famed Motor City Improv. He is a Pisces and a firm believer that everything is a word that can usually describe most things. Other words he uses at will: Stuff, Planet, Evolution, Frost, Shoulders, Poison, Rafting, and the list goes on and on.

A biography is supposed to give you a glimpse of what J Chris Newberg is all about. Well, I have just told you, so why don't you make a little effort to laugh on your own at him. Get to the internet and see what everyone is talking about. If you don't have a computer, than get to satellite radio Sirius or XM, it won't look the same, but you will still hear the funny. If you don't know what computers or cable radio are, well then I have a really cool sponge to sell you.

Welcome to the New Home of Oglio Entertainment



Oglio.com, the online home of The Oglio Entertainment Group, Inc. relaunched today as a new WordPress site. The new site brings together Oglio's family of record labels: Oglio Records, Oglio Comedy, Oglio Kids, Glue Factory Records, DMAFT Records and the joint venture label Crappy Records. In addition to Oglio's labels, the site will eventually be the home of Oglio's publishing companies: Oglio Music (ASCAP) and Oilgo Music (BMI).

Oglio Entertainment is a eighteen year old independent label based in Torrance, California, consisting of the imprints: Oglio Records (Rock, Reissues), Oglio Comedy (Stand Up and Musical Comedy) Glue Factory Records (Alternative Rock) and DMAFT Records (Rap & Hip-Hop). Our growth has been significant enough to earn Oglio a position on Inc. Magazine's 1998 listing of the 500 fastest growing companies in America.  Oglio was started in a spare bedroom in 1993 by music fanatic Carl Caprioglio. Under Mr. Caprioglio's watch, Oglio has achieved national recognition as a successful niche marketer of audio products. Oglio releases have received national attention and significant sales success including a Billboard Top 50 hit benefiting the Make A Wish Foundation, and projects with Brian Wilson, Cyndi Lauper, Nerf Herder, Parry Gripp, Rob Schneider, Jackie Martling, Andy Dick & George Lopez.

Oglio has established licensing relationships with most of the major labels including Sony/BMG, EMI-Capitol, Warner Music, and Universal. In addition to traditional music markets, Oglio has cultivated licensing relationships with The Coca-Cola Corporation and Hallmark Inc. for music products. Oglio has an excellent reputation and is well known for producing high quality packages. We bring our substantial experience to every new project.

Marketing and promotion are handled in-house by Oglio's staff. Independent contractors are retained for retail promotion, radio promotion and publicity campaigns. Distribution in the USA and Canada is provided by Fontana (A Division of Universal Music). Oglio has worldwide export relationships for physical products and worldwide deals with INgrooves reaching over 100 digital outlets for downloads, ring tones and new digital media. Oglio has the distribution reach of a major label with the attitude and focus of an independent label. With ambitious plans for new projects, Oglio is poised for continued growth and future success.

Parry Gripp – Do You Like Waffles?

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Parry Gripp's "Do you Like Waffles?" collects up Parry Gripp's best tunes about food and snacking. This is the perfect CD to take along on a road trip with the kiddies!

Track Listing:

Do You Like Waffles
One Donut A Day
Fried Chicken
Great Nachos, Great Price
Waffles Are Outrageous
Theme From Melvin The Magic Hotdog
Say Hello To Your Brand New Favorite Pizza
Midnight Snack
Pizza Bagel
Hap, Hap, Hap, Happy Birthday
Got To Dip It!
English Muffin
I'm Hungry
Everyone's Dipping
The Ballad Of Melvin The Magic Hotdog
Bran Flakes
Pop It In
Hip, Hip Hoo-Raisin
Do You Like Waffles (Sing Along Mix)
Do You Like Waffles (Karaoke Mix)


"Do You Like Waffles?"

do you like waffles?
do you like waffles?
yeah, we like waffles!

do you like pancakes?
yeah, we like pancakes!

do you like french toast?
yeah, we like french toast!

can't wait to get a mouthful!
waffles! waffles! w affles! d
can't wait to get a mouthful!

do you like waffles?
yeah, we like waffles!

do you like pancakes?
yeah, we like pancakes!

do you like french toast?
yeah, we like french toast!

can't wait to get a mouthful!

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Parry Gripp – For Those About To Shop, We Salute You

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For Those About To Shop, We Salute You

Track Listing

  • Great Nachos, Great Price
  • Say Hello To Your Band New Favorite Pizza
  • One Donut A Day
  • Fried Chicken
  • Bran Flakes
  • We're Gonna Kick Your Ass Today
  • Time For Tennis
  • European Football
  • Baseball Is Fun
  • Golf
  • Golf Is Groovy
  • Muffler Shop
  • At The Bar
  • London's Calling
  • Health Food Store
  • Pita City Falafel
  • Truck Drivin' Man
  • Big Mamma-Jamma
  • This Is One Hell Of A Truck
  • Good Woman, Good Truck, Good Life
  • Nice Motherf@#!*&g Truck
  • More Blades = Better Shave
  • You've Got To have Faith (In Your Anti-Perspirant)
  • That Aint Fresh
  • Mouthwash
  • Coffee Breath
  • Do You Like Waffles?
  • Waffles Are Outrageous
  • Dippin'
  • Got To Dip It!
  • Everyone's Dipping
  • Beer In A Can
  • You Need A Beer
  • You're My One, You're My Only, You're My Beer
  • Drinkin' A Beer With My Lady
  • Light Beer
  • It's The Greatest Deal
  • Don't Wait Too Long
  • Blue Light Special
  • This Sale Is Going To Blow Your Mind
  • Big Sale
  • Mucho Cafeino, Pico Dinero
  • Drinkin' Time!
  • You Aint Never Drank No Soda Like This One Here
  • She Likes Yoo-Hoo (More Than She Likes Me-Hoo)
  • Leprechaun's Holiday
  • Life's Too Short
  • Why Do I Always Get In The Wrong Line At The Grocery Store?
  • You Can't Sleep
  • You Need Our Cold Medicine
  • Hooray For Santa Claus

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Parry Gripp

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Richard Cheese – Lounge Against The Machine

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America's loudest lounge singer Richard Cheese performs swingin' Vegas versions of rock, rap, and Top 40 hits, "swankifying" contemporary songs into traditional pop vocal standards. Cheese has released 6 albums and has sold more than 100,000 CDs, starting with his 2000 debut CD, "Lounge Against The Machine." The hardest working Dick in show business has played sellout shows around the world, from New York to New Orleans, from Las Vegas to London, from Hollywood to Honolulu. He's made appearances on Jimmy Kimmel Live, CNN, MTV, Fox News Channel, and NBC's Last Call with Carson Daly as the house band. With his swanky jazz trio, his tiger-striped tuxedo, and his enormous microphone, Richard Cheese presents the perfect mix of music, martini, and madcap!

Excerpt from AllMusicGuide.com album review by Alex Henderson

...Richard Cheese has a good laugh at the expense of lounge music on Lounge Against the Machine. But this goofy CD doesn't butcher Tony Bennett or Frank Sinatra; instead Cheese turns his attention to mostly alternative rock hits of the '90s. In Cheese's hands, everything from Nirvana's "Rape Me," Garbage's "Only Happy When It Rains," and Radiohead's "Creep" to Rage Against the Machine's "Guerilla Radio" and Limp Bizkit's "Nookie" gets a lounge makeover. The songs' angst-ridden lyrics and Cheese's frivolous, Vegas-minded arrangements make for odd, ironic contrasts, and that's exactly what the singer is going for. In addition to lampooning lounge music, Cheese is laughing at the abundance of angst that one hears in a lot of alternative rock...

Lounge Against The Machine

Track Listing:

    • Nookie/Break Stuff  (originally by Limp Bizkit)
    • Guerilla Radio  (originally by Rage Against The Machine)
    • Come Out And Play<  (originally by Offspring)
    • Closer  (originally by Nine Inch Nails)
    • Wrong Way  (originally by Sublime)
    • Bullet The Blue Sky  (originally by U2)
    • Creep  (originally by Radiohead)
    • Last Resort  (originally by Papa Roach)
    • Rape Me  (originally by Nirvana)
    • What's My Age Again  (originally by Blink 182)
    • Smack My Bitch Up  (originally by Prodigy)
    • Fight For Your Right  (originally by Beastie Boys)
    • Only Happy When It Rains  (originally by Garbage)
    • Suck My Kiss  (originally by Red Hot Chili Peppers)
    • Holiday In Cambodia  (originally by Dead Kennedys)
    • The Rockafeller Skank  (originally by Fat Boy Slim)

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Scott Goddard – You Break It, You Bought It

Ex-Surf Punk Scott Goddard made his own mark on the music scene with the hit "Cowpunk" which has become a staple of 80s flashback shows. This compilation features "Cowpunk" and other solo material, along with a couple of Cowpunk surf punk classic to make this collection the complete Scott Goddard experience.


    • Cowpunk
    • Two Triple Cheese
    • 10,000 Camaros
    • TJ Weekend
    • Manny, Moe & Jack
    • Your Fool
    • Hair Club For Men
    • Junior Is A Skinhead
    • Blue, Blue Heart
    • Concrete & Clay
    • Beverly
    • I'm A Valley
    • Panic In Van Nuys
    • You're Gonna Miss Me
    • Talk Talk

Get Rhythm

  • Running Bear
  • She's About A Mover
  • Ballad Of Jed Clampett
  • Some Kind Of Miracle


Excerpt from AllMusic.com review by Stephen Thomas Erlewine

You Break It, You Bought It finds ex-Surf Punk Scott Goddard at the top of his form, turning out clever, catchy, humorous songs in a jangly college-rock vein...

Evil Genius Orchestra – Cocktails In The Cantina

COCKTAILS IN THE CANTINA brings the best of the Star Wars movie themes done in a lounge music style.

Intergalactic rebel leader, Jasmin St. Claire invites you to "Feel The Force..." of Oglio Records latest, COCKTAILS IN THE CANTINA featuring the best and most original lounge entertainment in the GALAXY.


  • Star Wars Main Title
  • Princess Leia's Theme
  • Imperial March (Darth Vader's Theme), The
  • Cantina Band
  • Ben Kenobi's Death / Tie Fighter Attack
  • Han Solo And The Princess
  • Yoda's Theme
  • Lando's Palace
  • Asteroid Field, The
  • Parade Of The Ewoks
  • Binary Sunset
  • Throne Room, The
  • End Title
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