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Killer Pussy – Bikini Wax


Killer Pussy's songs represent all that was fun about the 1980s New Wave Scene. Clever humorous lyrics, danceable beats and a style that can't be described in words make this CD a must have in any collectors library. With their unique sound, Killer Pussy could have been from London, New York, or Los Angeles but they actually came from Phoenix, Arizona proving that creativity grows in any climate.

Tracks:
Bikini Wax (Vocal)
Boys
Pocket Pool
Dildo Desire
Pepperoni Ice Cream
Tomahawks*
Dial-A-Teen*
Rockabilly Earwig
Toad Hop
Moist Towelette
Herpes
Pump-Rama*
Teenage Enema Nurses In Bondage
Bikini Wax Walk

  • March 28, 2011
  • By Mr Oglio
  • Comments Off on Rob Schneider – Registered Offender
  • in Comedy, News, Oglio Comedy

Rob Schneider – Registered Offender

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ROB SCHNEIDER

The Brand New Comedy Album!


Track Listing

1. What I Want

 

2. Iraq Love

 

3. Yoko and Julian

 

4. She’s Gonna Come

 

5. Swain The Legend

 

6. Virtual Kidnappers

 

7. Car Wash

 

8. The Perfect Shit

 

9. Agent For Porn Stars

 

10. Sex Offenders

 

11. The Liar Corp

 

12. Welcome To The Jungle

 

13. Sea Of Jizz

 

14. Mom and Dad Party

 

15. Graduation Speech

 

16. Bonus Outro

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J Chris Newberg – Best of: Join The Chris Army

 

All of the genius that is J Chris Newberg is collected up on one CD with "Join The Chris Army: the Best of J Chris Newberg". J Chris is a YouTube sensation with his video hit "Drunk Girl" and his new video collaboration with Dane Cook.

Track Listing:

1. Drunk Girl
true story, this song is actually about me and how i act when drunk

2. White Trash Girlfriend
gives you an opportunity to love sluts and trashy girls on more than just halloween

3. Morning Wood
is about waking up with a boner and rocking it hard. wait. what?

4. Perfect
is a true story about when you date someone who is awful and everyone knows it but you

5. Expensive
i was at a bar with a buddy and i said look at that girl, she's beautiful and he said, and expensive. went home wrote it right away

6. Bad Idea
is my attempt at a stadium sing along

7. Shut Up
is about how people talk about things and never do them

8. The Perfect Girl
a girl actually said that to me

9. Ultimate Break Up Song
every time i break up with a girl, i just want my stuff

10. History Of The Phone #
listen to this after you get a girls number. the end

11. Sugarland
i wrote this after watching willie wonka and the chocolate factory. it's my second favorite song that i have written

12. Valentines Day Sucks
it needed a song

J CHRIS NEWBERG BIO

J. Chris Newberg's refreshingly smart and edgy humor, delivered with a streetwise sense of philosophic cool, has propelled the guitarist/songwriter-cum-comedian to the forefront of the National comedy scene. While critics have been singing his praises in the press, audience members are offering true testimonial to Newberg's talent, roaring with laughter and clamoring for more of this hip and authentic new personality. Newberg's standup comedy cleverly combines his hilarious and off-beat observations on life with original, acoustic guitar songs and infectious melodies. Picture Bob Dylan and his six-string with Dennis Miller's incisive, cerebral wit. Well, not quite Dennis Miller, but definitely the occasional big word. Got it? Good, now you can begin to glimpse the unique, side-splitting talent that is J. Chris Newberg.

Newberg has spent much of adult life on the road. Whether it was performing in a bar just shy of capacity (See: Empty) or to his eventual gathering and collecting members of The Chris Army, his loyal fans. This initially began while he was touring and performing with the likes of the Counting Crows, Oasis, and John Mellencamp, but has since grown much larger through his undeniable Viral Video following. With his friends at comedy.com, J Chris has written and produced several short humorous videos that have received well over 7 million views.

See for yourself. Just go to Youtube.com/jchrisnewberg, Break.com, Funnyordie.com, collegehumor.com, myspace.com/jchrisnewberg, jchrisnewberg.com or comedy.com and search his name. Make sure that you have some time, because there is a lot of stuff on there.
Newberg has been seen on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Comedy Central, Last Comic Standing, The Tonight Show, The History Channel, Fox Sports and countless national commercials and voice over spots.

Check your local listings because if he's not in your town this week, I am sure it's only a matter of time before he will be. He is a graduate of the Second City and alumni of the famed Motor City Improv. He is a Pisces and a firm believer that everything is a word that can usually describe most things. Other words he uses at will: Stuff, Planet, Evolution, Frost, Shoulders, Poison, Rafting, and the list goes on and on.

A biography is supposed to give you a glimpse of what J Chris Newberg is all about. Well, I have just told you, so why don't you make a little effort to laugh on your own at him. Get to the internet and see what everyone is talking about. If you don't have a computer, than get to satellite radio Sirius or XM, it won't look the same, but you will still hear the funny. If you don't know what computers or cable radio are, well then I have a really cool sponge to sell you.

Kurt Baker – Hanging On The Telephone

Side A: "Hanging on The Telephone

Side B: "Pump It Up"

Hanging On The Telephone

Many people know this song as recorded by the beautiful Debbie Harry and Blondie, but in fact the original was written by Jack Lee, who played in the legendary LA punk/pop group The Nerves. Along with Lee, the other members included Paul Collins and Peter Case. Both members would go on to front bands like The (Paul Collins) Beat and The Plimsouls, both staples in late 70's Power Pop.

My version stays pretty true to the original, but it also reminds me of a great Swedish rock n' roll band called the Hellacopters. I saw them once in Boston and it totally blew my mind.. actually, they were probably the greatest band I've ever seen live. Speaking of Boston, Kay Hanley from the legendary Boston group Letters to Cleo (and in the new Oglio group, Palmdale ...editors note), sang back ups on this! She is awesome!

The intro sound clip is taken from Linus's voice mail on his phone. He's got a fancy phone... my phone doesn't even have a voicemail option, it's that old!

"Hanging On The Telephone"

The Making of "Hanging On The Telephone"

VINYL

AVAILABLE NOW! SEVEN INCH 45 VINYL

“Kurt Baker is an amalgamation of all my favorite things. He’s got a biting vocal swagger (reminiscent of Elvis Costello and Joe Jackson), a comprehensive knowledge of classic pop music, a lovable Joey Ramone-esque personality and the songwriting chops of a man twice his age. I’m continuously excited by his creativity, positivity and prolificness.”

- Linus of Hollywood

"Kurt Baker is interesting. He is lovable like a puppy dog, goofy in that Jeff Spicoli kinda way, and well endowed in his knowledge of music that happened years before his birth. This man devotes as much time to the crafting of nachos, as he does to sleeping. Add this to the fact that his voice and stage presence are as unmistakeable as a punch to the nuts, and you have Kurt Baker. The Man. The Character. The whole Shit-n-shabootle!"

- Jaret Reddick (Bowling For Soup)

You may also dig Kurt's group!

GOT IT COVERED

Track Listing

  1. Let Me Out
  2. Hanging On The Telephone
  3. Pump It Up
  4. I’ve Done Everything For You
  5. Is She Really Going Out With Him
  6. Cruel To Be Kind
  7. Turning Japanese

Kurt Baker

Go here for > Got It Covered

Go here for > Hanging On The Telephone 45 vinyl

Go here for > Don't Steal My Heart Away

THE LEFTOVERS

Go here for > The Leftovers Eager To Please

Go here for > The Leftovers Telephone Operator EP

RING TONES
KURT BAKER

Let Me Out
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Hanging On The Telephone
Purchase Ring Tone

Pump It Up
Purchase Ring Tone

I’ve Done Everything For You
Purchase Ring Tone

Cruel To Be Kind
Purchase Ring Tone

Turning Japanese
Purchase Ring Tone

THE LEFTOVERS

Dance With Me
Purchase Ring Tone

Get To Know You
Purchase Ring Tone

Girlfriend
Purchase Ring Tone

Telephone Operator
Purchase Ring Tone

Thinking About Her
Purchase Ring Tone

 

 

 

Linus Of Hollywood – Let Yourself Be Happy


LET YOURSELF BE HAPPY

"Let Yourself Be Happy" is the much anticipated follow-up to Linus of Hollywood's debut CD "Your Favorite Record" which attracted international attention and critical acclaim. Full of magical melodies, dense harmonies, and intricated arrangements, this new CD contains 11 tracks of 60's influenced pop including 2 somewhat unusual (for this genre) cover songs: Ozzy Osbourne's "Goodbye To Romance" and the influential punk band Smoking Popes "Need You Around" both done in Linus' unique colorful style.

Tracks:

  1. Building A Ship
  2. Goodbye To Romance
  3. To Be A Girl
  4. A Whole New Country
  5. Why Don't We...
  6. The Girl I'll Never Have
  7. Where Are You?
  8. Thank You For Making Me Feel...Better
  9. Need You Around
  10. Every Day I Fall In Love Again
  11. I've Lost My Mind

Excerpt from AllMusic.com review by Stanton Swihart

He is without a doubt an artist of nearly unrivaled (Brian Wilson might have something to say about that) and unabashed romantic yearning, which is nowhere more evident than on an almost unrecognizable cover of Ozzy Osborne's "Goodbye to Romance." This time around Linus traded in some of the overt '60s sunshine pop predilections for '70s soft rock ones. The crisp sheen of the era's AM radio pop hovers over the album like L.A. smog. "I've Lost My Mind" breaks into a full-bloom Fleetwood Mac chorus that would probably fool even the members of the band into believing that they had recorded the song back in their hazy Laurel Canyon days...

Kurt Baker – Artist Store

 

GOT IT COVERED

Track Listing

  1. Let Me Out
  2. Hanging On The Telephone
  3. Pump It Up
  4. I’ve Done Everything For You
  5. Is She Really Going Out With Him
  6. Cruel To Be Kind
  7. Turning Japanese

 

 

HANGING ON THE TELEPONE 45

Track Listing

  1. Hanging On The Telephone
  2. Pump It Up

 

EAGER TO PLEASE

Track Listing

  1. Can’t Stop
  2. Telephone Operator
  3. Girlfriend
  4. Get To Know You (featuring Kim Shattuck)
  5. Thinking About Her
  6. You Know What You Do
  7. I Want You Back
  8. Untouchable (Featuring Coz Canler)
  9. Lost and Found
  10. Get Out Of My Head
  11. The Only One (Featuring Parry Gripp)
  12. Make You Mine
  13. Dance With Me
  14. Party Til We Die (Featuring Brett Anderson)

 

 

TELEPHONE OPERATOR EP

Track Listing

  1. Telephone Operator
  2. Dance With Me
  3. Work It Out

Beatallica – Masterful Mystery Tour Lyrics

Beatallica-MasterfulMystery_3Ds1

1) The Battery Of Jamyz And Yoko (4:32)
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In Denmark we are lashing out action
Returning the reaction in France
Back across Germany, battery here to stay
Then raising Hell in the Netherlands

You know that it’s easy, you know how hard we can be
The way things are going, can’t kill the battery….battery!

In Paris we took over the Hilton
Ripped and tore away at the weak
The newspaper said,
“The blood’s running red"
We’re only trying to get us some peace!

You know that it’s easy, you know how hard we can be
The way things are going, can’t kill the battery….battery!

We’re whipping up a fury nearly every day
Dominating flurry our goal
Smashing boundaries we said, “Lunacy til we’re dead!
And you don’t have a hope for your soul!”…..GO!

Fought the non-believers in London
The ones that said that we wouldn’t last
They say that we’re crass, that we got no class
To them I say, “Yoko up your ass!”
You know that it’s easy, you know how hard we can be
The way things are going, can’t kill the battery….battery!

2) Masterful Mystery Tour (3:27)
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Blow up! Blow up for the mystery tour…

The source of self-destruction
Lead on your death’s construction

The masterful mystery tour is waiting to pull all your strings
Twist your mind and smash all your dreams
Master… Master

You know more is all you need
Just taste me and you’ll see

The masterful mystery tour blinds you and you can’t see a thing
Call my name and I’ll hear you scream
Master… Master

A rhyme without a reason
Your mind is out of season

The masterful mystery tour is hoping to make you obey
Hoping your life burns away
The masterful mystery tour is dying to make you obey
Dying to take you away
Master Obey!

3) Fuel On The Hill (3:54)
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He’s the fuel on the hill
See him coming for the kill!

Day after day, prone on a hill
A man like a nitro junkie is drinking straight from a still
Nobody wants to slow him, they can see he needs his fuel
He’s a Beatallibanger

He drinks fuel on the hill,
Til the sun is going, til the sun is going down
See is eyes are seeing red,
and the world spinning ‘round

He’s the fuel on the hill
See him coming for the kill!

Hard, loose, and clean, head in cloud
Quenching his thirst with metal screaming perfectly loud
No one else wants to hear it, Beatle black or Metalli-white
F*** ‘em man, white knuckle tight

Yeayeayeahoohyeah

He drinks fuel on the hill,
Til the sun is going, til the sun is going down
See is eyes are seeing red,
and the world spinning ‘round

He’s the fuel on the hill
See him coming for the kill!
Ooh yeah!

The fuel is pumping engines, You can tell what he wants to do
Your face on the chrome is burning
He never listens to them, He knows they’re the fools
On he burns and they don’t like him

He drinks fuel on the hill,
Til the sun is going, til the sun is going down
See is eyes are seeing red,
and the world spinning ‘round

He’s the fuel on the hill
See him coming for the kill!
Ooh yeah!

On he burns...!

4) And I'm Evil (2:43)
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My mother was a witch, burned alive—ooooh!
And if she ain’t my bitch, you’d cry tears too
I’m evil…..

Now of revenge I sing, most evilly
The shit on you I’ll bring, most metally
and I’m evil….

Vengeance like mine, could never die
As long as my metal’s in me
alright!

Black is my Misfits shirt, I’ve 20 Eyes
Misfit shirt full of dirt says “Darling Die”, die die die
I’m evil….

Vengeance like mine, could never die
As long as my metal’s in me
it's in me, yeah, and you!

Black is my Misfits shirt, I’ve 20 Eyes
Misfit shirt full of f**** dirt says “Darling Die”, die die die
I’m evil….

And I’m evil—yes, I am
And I’m evil—I am man
And I'm evil, yes I f*****' am
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die

5) Everybody's Got A Ticket To Ride Except Me And My Lightning (4:46)
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Alright C’mon, c’mon…..c’mon, c’mon
C’mon it’s such a joy, c’mon you metal boy
C’mon and take it easy, c’mon and make it sleazy
Take it easy, make it sleazy
Everybody's got a ticket to ride except for me and my lightning

Your insides ooze out, the electrodes are in
Electrodes are in so your eyeballs pop out
Someone’s controlling me, can’t be happening to me
C’mon and make it easy, c’mon and make it sleazy
Take it easy, make it f***** sleazy
Everybody's got a ticket to ride except for me and lightning

Sweat chilling cold, I watch death unfold
How true is this?  Get it over with, So c’mon….c’mon
C’mon and make it easy, c’mon and make it sleazy
Take it easy, make it sleazy
Everybody's got a ticket to ride except for me and my lightning

C'mon....
I think I’m gonna be dead, I think it’s today, yeah
Electric wires into my head, I’m frying away
I’ve got a ticket to ride, I’ve got a ticket to ride
I've got a ticket to ride the lightning, yeah

Death is in the air, it’s bringing me down
Strapped in the electric chair, death is all around
I’ve got a ticket to ride, I’ve got a ticket to ride
I've got a ticket to ride the lightning, yeah

Before I get to riding so high, so high
Someone help me, oh please God help me
Flashing before my eyes
Someone help me, oh please God help me

Wakened by horrid scream, burning in my brain
Freed from this frightening dream, I feel the flame
I’ve got a ticket to ride, I’ve got a ticket to ride
I've got a ticket to ride the lightning, yeah

Before I get to riding so high, so high
Someone help me, oh please God help me
Flashing before my eyes
Someone help me, oh please God help me

Wakened by horrid scream, burning in my brain, ooh
Freed from this frightening dream, I feel the flame
I’ve got a ticket to ride, I’ve got a ticket to ride
I've got a ticket to ride the lightning, yeah

the lightning, yeah
ride!

6) Running For Your Life (3:33)
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Rather see you dead little girl than see you with another
I’ll grind up your bones, you know I’m gonna lose it
Better keep your head little girl, are you a bird
Or a ghost?  Say what you what you wanna be?

Running for your life if you can, little girl
Smash you with a Breadfan little girl
Catch you with an emo band, that’s the end, little girl

Loser, you know I’m a wicked guy with a metal mind
Baby I’m determined that I’d rather see you dead
C’mon I can’t spend my whole life with a Cold Play record
Gotta gotta stop!  Gonna turn into a bad boy

Runnig for your life if you can, little girl
Smash you with a Breadfan little girl
Catch you with an emo band, that’s the end, little girl

Rather see you dead little girl than see you with another
I’ll grind up your bones, you know you make me lose it
Better keep your head little girl, you were a bird
Now a ghost.  Say what you  what you wanna be?

Running for your life if you can, little girl
Smash you with a Breadfan little girl
Catch you with an emo band, that's the end, little girl

7) The Thing That Should Not Let it Be (5:04)
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8) Hero Of The Day Tripper (3:22)
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9) Got To Get You Trapped Under Ice (2:36)
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10) I'll Just Bleed Your Face (3:12)
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11) I Want To Choke Your Band (2:06)
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12) Tomorrow Never Comes (3:55)
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