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Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling April Fools Press Release

Oglio Records Reissues Classic Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling Albums
No April Fools Joke, All Jackie Comedy Releases On Sale For 4.99

Los Angeles - Oglio Records has reissued three classic Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling albums from the Jokeland vaults, What Did You Expect, Goin’ Ape and Normal People Are People You Don’t Know Very Well. In celebration of April Fool’s Day, the only holiday devoted to all things funny, Oglio Records is running a month long comedy sale with the digital versions of all 11 Jackie Martling comedy albums on sale for only $4.99, including at Amazon and iTunes.

The Jackie reissues are his first three comedy albums, originally released on vinyl. What Did You Expect (his official comedy debut and originally released in 1979), Goin’ Ape (originally released in 1980) and Normal People Are People You Don’t Know Very Well (originally released in 1981). These were the albums that Jackie later sent to Howard Stern and by 1986, Jackie was a full time member of The Howard Stern Show.

Jackie signed with Oglio Records in 1996 and by 2011, their partnership accounts for 11 official Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling comedy albums, a comedy podcast series with fellow Oglio Records recording artist Red Peters and Jackie ring tones. The famous Jackie laugh is now available as various ring tones at Verizon, AT&T and all mobile carriers.

I love jokes, and I've remembered every one I've come across since 1954. - Jackie Martling

snart is Jackie’s latest comedy record featuring new material for Oglio Records and is available as a CD/DVD combo. In addition to the three new reissues, What Did You Expect, Goin Ape and Normal People, his catalog includes snart, F. Jackie, Hot Dogs and Donuts, Sgt. Pecker, The Joke Man, Come Again? as well as his two squeaky clean kids titles, Jokemaster Jr. and Grossmaster Jr..

Jackie Martling can currently be heard on Sirius XM Satellite Radio, hosting "Jackie's Joke Hunt" on Howard 101 Tuesdays at 7 pm EST. First hitting the comedy stage in 1979, Jackie's been a national headliner since the early 80's and continues to tour regularly. Check jokeland.com for all tour dates.

Jackie Ring Tones > VERIZON

Jackie Ring Tones > AT&T


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Jackie Martling – Ringtones




The Joke Man Oh Oh

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The Joke Man Short Laughs

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The Joke Man Noises

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The Joke Man Laughs One

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Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling – JokeMaster Jr


Surprising for most fans of former Stern alumni Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling is the fact he has a quietly successful line of kids electronic toys moving over 150,000 units through non-traditional outlets like Brookstone, Bed, Bath & Beyond and more. Finally available on CD, these are the audio only versions of the electronic toys at a great kids price. With Jackie’s voice sped up to give it a fun munchkin effect, these are 100% kid friendly squeaky clean world’s best kids jokes with the Jokemaster Jr Vol. 1 filled with 99 tracks of knock knock jokes and the Grossmaster Jr with 99 tracks of booger jokes and the likes as only kids can love and listen to over and over again.

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With Jackie’s voice sped up to give it a fun munchkin effect, these are 100% kid friendly squeaky clean world’s best kids jokes with the Jokemaster Jr Vol. 1 filled with 99 tracks of knock knock jokes and the Grossmaster Jr with 99 tracks of booger jokes and the likes as only kids can love and listen to over and over again.

Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling – The Joke Man


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The Joke Man was recorded on a very funny Thursday night in 1993 at The Funny Bone on South Street in Philadelphia. The taping went so well that I had to stay out and celebrate.

I didn't get back to my hotel room until 3:30 a.m., and made the operator laugh when I asked for a wake-up call for 3:45 a.m.

The phone rang, I got up and made my way to New York City, and got to my seat on The Howard Stern Show at 5:50 a.m., just in time for the 6 a.m. show.
My favorite places on the CD are when I worked my way into "I used to date a midget" & the classic closer, one of the "oldest, stupidest, most childish, and funniest jokes I ever heard."

I'll be explaining them in detail & talking about other fun stuff about my first Oglio CD The Joke Man on my blog with Red Peters.

- Jacke Martling



    • Chubby and Chan
    • Parrots and Peroxide
    • Grammies and Goobers
    • Mammals and Morons
    • Taxis and O'Tooles
    • Chimps and Chugs
    • Mismatches and Memories
    • Fingers and Floors
    • Boats and Bowels
    • Furry Facefuls and The Frugal
    • Freaks and Families
    • Plungers and Poets
    • Smallcox and Sphincters
    • Bushes and Brides
    • Marriage Jokes and Other True Stories
    • Potency and Pigs
    • Craters and Crappers

Holes, Holes, Holes
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Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling – Sgt Pecker


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My second CD, Sgt. Pecker, was recorded in 1995 at "Chuckles," in Mineola, one of the three original Long Island comedy clubs.

Growing out of Long Island's first actual comedy show, produced by me & Richie Minervini at "Cinnamon," a restaurant in Huntington, in 1979, were Richie Minervini's "The East Side Comedy Club," Jackie Martling's "Governor's Comedy Shop," and Jim Myers "Chuckles." On stage at Chuckles I ad-libbed a lot of the lines that are still with me every show.

I love the very end. The CD closes with a classic motorcycle joke that I had repaired many years earlier. I'll explain that and ramble on a lot more about my second Oglio CD Sgt. Pecker on my blogalicious with Red Peters.

After a few days of telemarketing this CD, selling lots because as part of my radio deal Howard Stern said the number twice a day to millions of listeners, West Telemarketing called and told us they were dropping the product because their little old ladies in Omaha who answered the phones refused to say "pecker." I swear.

I announced on the air the next day that it was the last day the CD would be available by phone, and we sold 20,000. Far & away our best sales day ever. Quintessential good new, bad news.

- Jackie Martling

Sgt. Pecker


  • Meatballs and Monkeys
  • Caninnes and Crayons
  • Rags and Racers
  • Habits and Heroes
  • Myths and Moms
  • Trips and Traps
  • Pigs and Pee
  • Herds and Hookers
  • Lovers and Utters
  • Diapers and Diggers
  • Stoppers and Stingers
  • Fowls and Fatsos
  • Digits and Dweebs
  • Dinosaurs and Daddies

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Jackie Martling – snart

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Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling New Comedy Album
Entitled ‘snart’ For Oglio Records On 4/20

Los Angeles – Radio personality, stand-up comedian, comedy writer, singer-songwriter, author and actor Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling follows up on his classic album F. Jackie with his new comedy album entitled snart, his sixth album of stand-up comedy for his long time label Oglio Records, distributed by Fontana/Universal in the U.S. and INGrooves internationally. The CD version of snart comes with a bonus DVD containing over two hours of visuals.

“I’m sure that you think I think snart’s a great name for a dirty joke CD because it’s concise, and reminiscent of snot, and fart, etc. Maybe that’s all true. Maybe that, and even more is true. Maybe. But snart’s an abbreviation. I’ve always maintained that telling dirty jokes on stage is an art, …’s an art, …’s n’ art, …snart. I love jokes, and I’ve remembered every one I’ve come across since 1954. This is the sixth comedy CD I’ve filled with 78 minutes of the very best of those jokes, all performed “live” in front of other people who love jokes, too. I hope you enjoy listening, and that you’ll also pass along these jokes night after night, much the way I do.”
- Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling

Jackie Martling is best known for having been a long-time cast member and head writer of the legendary Howard Stern Show from 1986-2001. He can currently be heard on Sirius XM Satellite Radio, hosting “Jackie’s Joke Hunt” on Howard 101 Tuesdays at 7 pm EST. First hitting the comedy stage in 1979, Jackie’s been a national headliner since the early 80?s and has also appeared in many independent films and television shows including as himself in The Howard Stern Show Paramount film, Private Parts.

Jackie “The Joke Man” Martlin boasts a catalog of over thirty joke products, CD’s, DVD’s, books, electronic joke gadgets for adults and children, and joke by-products by his own Jokeland, Inc. Also to Jackie’s credit, “Use Your Finger! (516) 922-WINE”, the world’s longest running dirty joke line, just celebrated it’s 30th fun-filled year.

“Jackie Martling is cut from the same cloth as the greatest comedians of all time. His style, experience, and amazing ability to make people laugh put him into this elite group. Jackie has never sounded better or more comfortable on stage and ‘snart’ reflects this. I’m proud of this this release and I am proud to be working with Jackie on our 8th project together.”

- Carl Caprioglio

snart is Jackie’s sixth comedy record and eighth record overall for Oglio Records. His previous catalog includes F. Jackie, Hot Dogs + Donuts, Sgt. Pecker, The Joke Man and Come Again?. Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling has also released two audio companions to his long running children’s electronic joke gadgets entitled Jokemaster Jr. and Grossmaster Jr..

snart Track Listing 01 Testaments & Tinsel 02 Wagers & Weavers 03 Surprisers & Snoozers 04 Dodgers & Decoys 05 Assblasters & The Ambidextrous 06 Stoners & Smackers 07 Playboys & Plotters 08 Dozers & Drippers 09 Turd Rustlers & Teetotalers 10 Pretenders & Patrons 11 Surprisers & Shorties 12 Sirens & Savers 13 Toasters & Twisters 14 Whiners & Wheedlers 15 Cocksmen & Counters 16 Lusters & Liars 17 Husbands & Hustlers 18 Drillers & Dooters 19 Fibbers & Fraidy cats 20 Choppers & Chowers 21 Expanders & Exes 22 Pals & Patients 23 Spouses & Spurters 24 Spillers & Spitters 25 Pluggers & Playmates 26 And I'm Thinkin' About You.



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