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Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling – Hot Dogs & Donuts

HOT DOGS + DONUTS

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Carl Oglio is a huge Howard Stern Show fan, and in 1996 he asked me to record a CD for his Oglio Records. I'm still smiling about turning him down. I mean, saying yes, I'd love to.

Since the girls wouldn't say "Sgt. Pecker," I told the crowds at the tapings for the next CD that I decided to make it a bit more cryptic and call the next one "Hot Dogs & Donuts," figuring if somebody made something sexual of it that it was as much them as it was me.

Nancy Sirianni, my production partner & wife, came up with the photo ideas and spelling out the name with hot dogs & donuts.

I recorded "Hot Dogs & Donuts" at "The Comedy Palace" in Andover, Massachusetts. Yes, it was in Andover. No, it wasn't a palace. I had second billing, under "Prime Rib" on the rolling sign that graced the front of the restaurant, where you could read it from I-93 North of Boston.

Ron Sava's club had three different-sized rooms that were always booked, and the place always had the kind of buzz that I could only always count on in a few places. One of the others was "Rascals" in West Orange, where they taped the "Stump The Joke Man" footage that's on the DVD we included with snart.

I had edited almost the entire "Hot Dogs & Donuts" CD when I performed at "The Comedy Palace" again. From listening for hours and hours as I edited, the jokes were even more deeply & perfectly engrained in my little head, so I blasted away at those crowds like never before. The tapes from that weekend pushed the older tapes off the shelf and I started editing again. But that editing was minimal. The finished product is pretty funny.

This CD is a healthy leap dirtier than the first two CD's. Not by design, it just is.
I guarantee that more than a few of the blogs I'm doing with Red Peters will be devoted to Tales From The Palace.

- Jackie Martling

HOT DOGS + DONUTS

Tracks:

  • Poops & Probes
  • Jammers & Geniuses
  • Smooches & Stammers
  • Munchers & Mares
  • Nips & Necklaces
  • Odors & Officers
  • Eaters & Errors
  • Contemplators & Calculators
  • Astainers & Architects
  • Condiments & Compliments
  • Barf & Breadwinners
  • Humpers & Holders
  • Clammers & Chubbies
  • Turds & Trims
  • Chasers & Cruisers
  • Pullers & Puppets
  • Gamblers & Grunters
  • Pooches & Perverts
  • Semen & Showmen
  • Gigolos & Gourmets
  • Pharmacists & Fishes
  • Polin' The Colon
  • Squirters & Soilers
  • Siblings & Surprises
  • Leches & Lures
  • Tears & Trades

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Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling – F Jackie


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F. jackie was named long before it was released. After years of even nuns saying that to me, Carl Oglio said, "Why not call the next CD 'F. jackie?' Then every time somebody says it, it'll be promotion."

Sheer genius. In fact, genius enough that I took credit for it until Carl gently reminded me that it was his idea. I still have never seen the proof. Is he right? Yes. But it's so brilliant, I still require proof.

This was recorded in 2000. Once again, the real star of the show is the electric crowd at "The Comedy Palace."

The highlight for me is when a guy yells, "Nice shirt." I had been wearing a silly shirt to bait the crowd for what follows. I had stolen the ridiculous shirt after I wore it in my first film, "Pot Luck." I've worn that shirt for almost every show I've done since.

The CD is my best, by far. I have the rhythm & editing down to a science. For years I've told everybody, "I love all of my CD's, but you can dance to 'F. jackie.' "

- Jackie Martling

F. JACKIE

Tracks:

  • Shouters & Specials
  • Fixers & Fighters
  • Invaders & Interfectors
  • Knobs & Gnashers
  • Lizards & Loungers
  • Imbibers & Idiots
  • Dooties & Deception
  • Twins & Tainters
  • Coffins & Calculus
  • Strollers & Pushers
  • Curers & Carnivals
  • Smoochers & Smellers
  • Taster & Toters
  • Partners & Posers
  • Travelers & Tubesteaks
  • Boozers & Bungholes
  • Chokers & Chewers
  • Sharers & Soloists
  • Handicapped & Halitosis, The
  • Cornholers & Confederates
  • Filchers & Fetchers
  • Taverns & Transplants
  • Dunkers & Delicacies
  • Donors & Disgust

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Jackie Martling – snart

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Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling New Comedy Album
Entitled ‘snart’ For Oglio Records On 4/20

Los Angeles – Radio personality, stand-up comedian, comedy writer, singer-songwriter, author and actor Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling follows up on his classic album F. Jackie with his new comedy album entitled snart, his sixth album of stand-up comedy for his long time label Oglio Records, distributed by Fontana/Universal in the U.S. and INGrooves internationally. The CD version of snart comes with a bonus DVD containing over two hours of visuals.

“I’m sure that you think I think snart’s a great name for a dirty joke CD because it’s concise, and reminiscent of snot, and fart, etc. Maybe that’s all true. Maybe that, and even more is true. Maybe. But snart’s an abbreviation. I’ve always maintained that telling dirty jokes on stage is an art, …’s an art, …’s n’ art, …snart. I love jokes, and I’ve remembered every one I’ve come across since 1954. This is the sixth comedy CD I’ve filled with 78 minutes of the very best of those jokes, all performed “live” in front of other people who love jokes, too. I hope you enjoy listening, and that you’ll also pass along these jokes night after night, much the way I do.”
- Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling

Jackie Martling is best known for having been a long-time cast member and head writer of the legendary Howard Stern Show from 1986-2001. He can currently be heard on Sirius XM Satellite Radio, hosting “Jackie’s Joke Hunt” on Howard 101 Tuesdays at 7 pm EST. First hitting the comedy stage in 1979, Jackie’s been a national headliner since the early 80?s and has also appeared in many independent films and television shows including as himself in The Howard Stern Show Paramount film, Private Parts.

Jackie “The Joke Man” Martlin boasts a catalog of over thirty joke products, CD’s, DVD’s, books, electronic joke gadgets for adults and children, and joke by-products by his own Jokeland, Inc. Also to Jackie’s credit, “Use Your Finger! (516) 922-WINE”, the world’s longest running dirty joke line, just celebrated it’s 30th fun-filled year.

“Jackie Martling is cut from the same cloth as the greatest comedians of all time. His style, experience, and amazing ability to make people laugh put him into this elite group. Jackie has never sounded better or more comfortable on stage and ‘snart’ reflects this. I’m proud of this this release and I am proud to be working with Jackie on our 8th project together.”

- Carl Caprioglio

snart is Jackie’s sixth comedy record and eighth record overall for Oglio Records. His previous catalog includes F. Jackie, Hot Dogs + Donuts, Sgt. Pecker, The Joke Man and Come Again?. Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling has also released two audio companions to his long running children’s electronic joke gadgets entitled Jokemaster Jr. and Grossmaster Jr..

snart Track Listing 01 Testaments & Tinsel 02 Wagers & Weavers 03 Surprisers & Snoozers 04 Dodgers & Decoys 05 Assblasters & The Ambidextrous 06 Stoners & Smackers 07 Playboys & Plotters 08 Dozers & Drippers 09 Turd Rustlers & Teetotalers 10 Pretenders & Patrons 11 Surprisers & Shorties 12 Sirens & Savers 13 Toasters & Twisters 14 Whiners & Wheedlers 15 Cocksmen & Counters 16 Lusters & Liars 17 Husbands & Hustlers 18 Drillers & Dooters 19 Fibbers & Fraidy cats 20 Choppers & Chowers 21 Expanders & Exes 22 Pals & Patients 23 Spouses & Spurters 24 Spillers & Spitters 25 Pluggers & Playmates 26 And I'm Thinkin' About You.

 

WEAR F. JACKIE WITH PRIDE!

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Andy Dick – Do Your Shows Always Suck?

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Andy Dick - Do Your Shows Always Suck?

Andy Dick, the Comic Innovator, Actor, Musician and Bad Boy has appeared in numerous movies, TV shows and music videos beginning as a cast member on the cult favorite Ben Stiller Show (and numerous cameos in subsequent Stiller movies), NBC’s “News Radio”, ABC’s “Less Than Perfect” and has helmed his own TV shows with MTV’s “The Andy Dick Show” and “The Assistant”. Andy has appeared in music videos from Jessica Simpson, The Donnas, Everclear, Ash, The Eels and Sheryl Crow.

Recorded live at Cobb’s Comedy Club (San Francisco) and on campus at The Ohio State University, his debut “Do Your Shows Always Suck?” album is a blend of spoken word storytelling and acoustic music material representative of his current comedy live act.

The first few copies sold here on coolcds.com will be autographed!

Track Listing with iTunes Links

1)  Therapy
2)  Squirrels
3)  One Friends
4)  I'm Adopted
5)  Ellen DeGeneres
6)  Poke a Hontas
7)  Beautiful Urinal
8)  Homecoming King
9)  Ni**ers!
10) Water On The Brain
11) C**k & Balls
12) My Mother
13) Cancerous Testical
14) Look At Me
15) Ballad of Andy
16) Punkin’ Lovin’
17) Before AYDS Came Out
18) Good Luck With That
19) Chocolate Martini
20) Little Brown Ring
21) Damn Good Pu**y
22) Do Your Shows Always Suck?
23) Dirty Sanchez-v-Hot Karl
24) Jerkin’ Off A Wombat
25) Trash-Elle
26) Would You Rather?
27) Another Great Day For Drugs
28) Mom, You F**king W**re
29) Where Did I Go Wrong?
30) Dip Your C**k In Vodka
31) My Friend Drank So Much Liquor
32) Leonard's A** Is Bleeding
33) Bartender Friendly
34) Angry Pirate

 


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Andy Dick & The Bitches of the Century - Download Only

Originally released in 2002 this masterpiece is now out of print on CD. Andy has now reissued it as a download only.

This item is available as a download from the iTunes Music Store. Click on this link and the iTunes application will be launched and you will be able to preview and order the tracks.

Track Listing with iTunes Links

1)  Love Ninja (The Stalker Song)
2)  Hole Burns
3)  Striped Sunlight
4)  Little Brown Ring
5)  Stephen Hawking
6)  Cock & Balls
7)  Secret Garden
8)  I'll Fuck Anything That Moves
9)  30 Days 30 Nights
10) Little Brown Ring (Remix)

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