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Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling Comedy Albums

A longtime fixture of radio's Howard Stern Show, comedian Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling was born and raised on Long Island, NY. He earned a degree in mechanical engineering from Michigan State University in 1971.

While touring as a national headliner, Martling released three comedy LP's, 1979's "What Did You Expect?," 1980's "Goin' Ape!," and 1981's "Normal People Are People You Don't Know That Well" (all digitally reissued from Oglio Records). He blindly sent the three LP's to Howard Stern upon Howard's arrival at WNBC-AM in New York City in 1982, and Howard called him to make a guest appearance on his radio show. in 1986, Jackie became a full-time cast member and the head writer of Stern's show.

Jackie left the show in 2001 after fifteen-year run as head writer of the radio show, four television series, and three Pay-Per-Views. He's released five dirty joke CD's, three videos, five joke books, two kids only titles, an iPhone app, JokeMaster audio gadgets and has appeared in the comedy documentary, "The Aristocrats," as well as over a dozen other independent films. He has owned and operated a dirty joke line for the last 27 years, (516) 922-WINE, and he wrote the joke page for Penthouse magazine for 17 years.

He still works all around the country, performing his solo act of rapid-fire filthy jokes and the classic finale, "Stump The Joke Man," and is currently doing his own radio show on Sirius XM Satellite Radio Howard 101, "Jackie's Joke Hunt".

His new release 'snart', available as a compact disc/DVD combo, is available now.


Come Again?

In 1989-90, I hosted "The Rascals Comedy Hour." I culled the very best of my opening monologues to create another Oglio CD. The "Stump The Joke Man" footage was taped direcly following the TV tapings.

The crowds were always great, all fired up to be on television. I needed a new ten minutes every week for a year, so I went through plenty joke. Each monologue started somewhat clean and slowly or quickly got a bit or a ton fouler. It was great fun every time, and you can hear & feel it when you listen.

You can hear lots of bands from my five Oglio CD's on "Raw Dog 104" on Jackie's Joke Hunt, my show on "Howard 101," both found on Sirius-XM satellite radio.

This isn't a "Best Of Jackie" CD. It's a CD of jokes not found on any of my other CD's, the "Best Of" a year of television monologues. There are no repeated jokes on any of my six CD's (with a few very minor exceptions that slipped though the green fog).

- Jackie Martling

"Come Again?," is a collection of the very best of The Joke Man's six Original Red Hot, Wild, and Mild Talking Joke Book Cassettes. It includes Jackies song, FOOLS GOLD as it was re-recorded for the soundtrack of the Palisades Pictures film "Rules For Men" (in which you can also see JM as low-life lawyer, Larry Lawton.)

Come Again? The Very Best of the Original Talking Joke Book Cassettes

Tracks:

  • Lids & Lads
  • Ghosts & Gunk
  • Guzzlers & Gringos
  • Dopes & Danglers
  • Bags & Beasts
  • Jilters & Jerkers
  • Squawkers & Salamis
  • Superiors & Stuffers
  • Potions & Preachers
  • Sewers & Swiggers
  • Pissers & Parkers
  • Sippers & Soakers
  • Mobsters & Monarchs
  • Fools & The Faithful
  • Callers & Coaxers
  • Bunnies & Blockers
  • Smilers & Swatters
  • Wankers & Wipers
  • Cheaters & Chompers
  • Shoppers & Sisters
  • Fools Gold

Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling – F Jackie


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F. jackie was named long before it was released. After years of even nuns saying that to me, Carl Oglio said, "Why not call the next CD 'F. jackie?' Then every time somebody says it, it'll be promotion."

Sheer genius. In fact, genius enough that I took credit for it until Carl gently reminded me that it was his idea. I still have never seen the proof. Is he right? Yes. But it's so brilliant, I still require proof.

This was recorded in 2000. Once again, the real star of the show is the electric crowd at "The Comedy Palace."

The highlight for me is when a guy yells, "Nice shirt." I had been wearing a silly shirt to bait the crowd for what follows. I had stolen the ridiculous shirt after I wore it in my first film, "Pot Luck." I've worn that shirt for almost every show I've done since.

The CD is my best, by far. I have the rhythm & editing down to a science. For years I've told everybody, "I love all of my CD's, but you can dance to 'F. jackie.' "

- Jackie Martling

F. JACKIE

Tracks:

  • Shouters & Specials
  • Fixers & Fighters
  • Invaders & Interfectors
  • Knobs & Gnashers
  • Lizards & Loungers
  • Imbibers & Idiots
  • Dooties & Deception
  • Twins & Tainters
  • Coffins & Calculus
  • Strollers & Pushers
  • Curers & Carnivals
  • Smoochers & Smellers
  • Taster & Toters
  • Partners & Posers
  • Travelers & Tubesteaks
  • Boozers & Bungholes
  • Chokers & Chewers
  • Sharers & Soloists
  • Handicapped & Halitosis, The
  • Cornholers & Confederates
  • Filchers & Fetchers
  • Taverns & Transplants
  • Dunkers & Delicacies
  • Donors & Disgust

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Jackie Martling – snart

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Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling New Comedy Album
Entitled ‘snart’ For Oglio Records On 4/20

Los Angeles – Radio personality, stand-up comedian, comedy writer, singer-songwriter, author and actor Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling follows up on his classic album F. Jackie with his new comedy album entitled snart, his sixth album of stand-up comedy for his long time label Oglio Records, distributed by Fontana/Universal in the U.S. and INGrooves internationally. The CD version of snart comes with a bonus DVD containing over two hours of visuals.

“I’m sure that you think I think snart’s a great name for a dirty joke CD because it’s concise, and reminiscent of snot, and fart, etc. Maybe that’s all true. Maybe that, and even more is true. Maybe. But snart’s an abbreviation. I’ve always maintained that telling dirty jokes on stage is an art, …’s an art, …’s n’ art, …snart. I love jokes, and I’ve remembered every one I’ve come across since 1954. This is the sixth comedy CD I’ve filled with 78 minutes of the very best of those jokes, all performed “live” in front of other people who love jokes, too. I hope you enjoy listening, and that you’ll also pass along these jokes night after night, much the way I do.”
- Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling

Jackie Martling is best known for having been a long-time cast member and head writer of the legendary Howard Stern Show from 1986-2001. He can currently be heard on Sirius XM Satellite Radio, hosting “Jackie’s Joke Hunt” on Howard 101 Tuesdays at 7 pm EST. First hitting the comedy stage in 1979, Jackie’s been a national headliner since the early 80?s and has also appeared in many independent films and television shows including as himself in The Howard Stern Show Paramount film, Private Parts.

Jackie “The Joke Man” Martlin boasts a catalog of over thirty joke products, CD’s, DVD’s, books, electronic joke gadgets for adults and children, and joke by-products by his own Jokeland, Inc. Also to Jackie’s credit, “Use Your Finger! (516) 922-WINE”, the world’s longest running dirty joke line, just celebrated it’s 30th fun-filled year.

“Jackie Martling is cut from the same cloth as the greatest comedians of all time. His style, experience, and amazing ability to make people laugh put him into this elite group. Jackie has never sounded better or more comfortable on stage and ‘snart’ reflects this. I’m proud of this this release and I am proud to be working with Jackie on our 8th project together.”

- Carl Caprioglio

snart is Jackie’s sixth comedy record and eighth record overall for Oglio Records. His previous catalog includes F. Jackie, Hot Dogs + Donuts, Sgt. Pecker, The Joke Man and Come Again?. Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling has also released two audio companions to his long running children’s electronic joke gadgets entitled Jokemaster Jr. and Grossmaster Jr..

snart Track Listing 01 Testaments & Tinsel 02 Wagers & Weavers 03 Surprisers & Snoozers 04 Dodgers & Decoys 05 Assblasters & The Ambidextrous 06 Stoners & Smackers 07 Playboys & Plotters 08 Dozers & Drippers 09 Turd Rustlers & Teetotalers 10 Pretenders & Patrons 11 Surprisers & Shorties 12 Sirens & Savers 13 Toasters & Twisters 14 Whiners & Wheedlers 15 Cocksmen & Counters 16 Lusters & Liars 17 Husbands & Hustlers 18 Drillers & Dooters 19 Fibbers & Fraidy cats 20 Choppers & Chowers 21 Expanders & Exes 22 Pals & Patients 23 Spouses & Spurters 24 Spillers & Spitters 25 Pluggers & Playmates 26 And I'm Thinkin' About You.

 

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