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Pat Cooper – Comedy Ringtones

Pat Cooper releases his first batch of ringtones with all of his classic phrases that you know and love from the Howard Stern Show. Pat is at his best with these classics for your iPhone, Android and most other mobile phone models:

King Of All Media
Who The Hell Is This?
Hello Goodbye
A Very Important Call
You're A Bum
Your Pussy Is Calling
Are You Going To Just Let The Phone Ring?
Why Don't You Answer The Phone?
Is That A Phone Vibrating In Your Pocket?
Leave Me A Message
I Wish You A Peaceful Death
Shut Up, Sit Down!

 

Pat Cooper Ringtones now available on iTunes and Amazon:

Pat Cooper Ringtones - Pat Cooper

Jackie Martling – Ringtones

 

JACKIE "THE JOKE MAN" MARTLING

RING TONES!

The Joke Man Oh Oh

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The Joke Man Short Laughs

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The Joke Man Long Laughs

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The Joke Man Noises

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The Joke Man Laughs One

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The Joke Man Laughs Two

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The Joke Man Laughs Three

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The Joke Man Laughs Four

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Ringtones cost $1.99 each and charges will appear on your wireless bill, or be deducted from your prepaid balance. This is not a subscription. Message & Data Rates May Apply. Not available for all wireless carriers or mobile phones. For HELP, go to http://www.universalmusic.com/mobile/help. To stop text STOP to 30303.

Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling Comedy Albums

A longtime fixture of radio's Howard Stern Show, comedian Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling was born and raised on Long Island, NY. He earned a degree in mechanical engineering from Michigan State University in 1971.

While touring as a national headliner, Martling released three comedy LP's, 1979's "What Did You Expect?," 1980's "Goin' Ape!," and 1981's "Normal People Are People You Don't Know That Well" (all digitally reissued from Oglio Records). He blindly sent the three LP's to Howard Stern upon Howard's arrival at WNBC-AM in New York City in 1982, and Howard called him to make a guest appearance on his radio show. in 1986, Jackie became a full-time cast member and the head writer of Stern's show.

Jackie left the show in 2001 after fifteen-year run as head writer of the radio show, four television series, and three Pay-Per-Views. He's released five dirty joke CD's, three videos, five joke books, two kids only titles, an iPhone app, JokeMaster audio gadgets and has appeared in the comedy documentary, "The Aristocrats," as well as over a dozen other independent films. He has owned and operated a dirty joke line for the last 27 years, (516) 922-WINE, and he wrote the joke page for Penthouse magazine for 17 years.

He still works all around the country, performing his solo act of rapid-fire filthy jokes and the classic finale, "Stump The Joke Man," and is currently doing his own radio show on Sirius XM Satellite Radio Howard 101, "Jackie's Joke Hunt".

His new release 'snart', available as a compact disc/DVD combo, is available now.


Come Again?

In 1989-90, I hosted "The Rascals Comedy Hour." I culled the very best of my opening monologues to create another Oglio CD. The "Stump The Joke Man" footage was taped direcly following the TV tapings.

The crowds were always great, all fired up to be on television. I needed a new ten minutes every week for a year, so I went through plenty joke. Each monologue started somewhat clean and slowly or quickly got a bit or a ton fouler. It was great fun every time, and you can hear & feel it when you listen.

You can hear lots of bands from my five Oglio CD's on "Raw Dog 104" on Jackie's Joke Hunt, my show on "Howard 101," both found on Sirius-XM satellite radio.

This isn't a "Best Of Jackie" CD. It's a CD of jokes not found on any of my other CD's, the "Best Of" a year of television monologues. There are no repeated jokes on any of my six CD's (with a few very minor exceptions that slipped though the green fog).

- Jackie Martling

"Come Again?," is a collection of the very best of The Joke Man's six Original Red Hot, Wild, and Mild Talking Joke Book Cassettes. It includes Jackies song, FOOLS GOLD as it was re-recorded for the soundtrack of the Palisades Pictures film "Rules For Men" (in which you can also see JM as low-life lawyer, Larry Lawton.)

Come Again? The Very Best of the Original Talking Joke Book Cassettes

Tracks:

  • Lids & Lads
  • Ghosts & Gunk
  • Guzzlers & Gringos
  • Dopes & Danglers
  • Bags & Beasts
  • Jilters & Jerkers
  • Squawkers & Salamis
  • Superiors & Stuffers
  • Potions & Preachers
  • Sewers & Swiggers
  • Pissers & Parkers
  • Sippers & Soakers
  • Mobsters & Monarchs
  • Fools & The Faithful
  • Callers & Coaxers
  • Bunnies & Blockers
  • Smilers & Swatters
  • Wankers & Wipers
  • Cheaters & Chompers
  • Shoppers & Sisters
  • Fools Gold

Arrogant Worms – Gift Wrapped: The Best Of The Arrogant Worms


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The Arrogant Worms are Canada's best known musical comedy act. This "best of" collection, pulled from seven of their previous releases, represents a cross section of their zany wit, original material and their amazingly exuberant energy.

AllMusicGuide.com album review by Heather Phares

Gift Wrapped: The Best of the Arrogant Worms celebrates a decade's worth of work from Canada's comedy-folk trio and introduces their work to the United States. The album gathers the highlights from their seven Canadian albums, which skewer pop music ("Celine Dion," "Boy Band"), religion ("Jesus' Brother Bob"), and cultural trends ("A Man Has Needs," "Carrot Juice Is Murder," and "Idiot Road"). Other highlights include "Big Fat Road Manager," "Me Like Hockey," and "Rippy the Gator." Live versions of songs like "Malcolm" and the previously unreleased "Dog Named Bob" and "Song Inside My Head" also make this collection worthwhile for Worms fans who already have all of their albums.

Gift Wrapped: The Best of the Arrogant Worms

Track Listing:

  • A Man Has Needs
  • Jesus' Brother Bob
  • Boy Band
  • Malcolm
  • Big Fat Road Manager
  • Carrot Juice Is Murder
  • The Happy Happy Birthday Song
  • Me Like Hockey
  • Idiot Road
  • Christmas Is Almost Here
  • Log In To You
  • I Am Cow
  • Celine Dion
  • Let There Be Guns
  • Rippy The Gator
  • Santa's Gonna Kick your Ass
  • Dog Named Bob (bonus track)
  • Song Inside My Head (bonus track)

 

 

 

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