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Red Peters – Ol Blue Balls Is Back

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OL' BLUE BALLS IS BACK

Track Listing

1. Alan Pinchloaf Welcome (w/Pinchloaf's Theme)

Red Peters - Ol' Blue Balls Is Back - Alan Pinchloaf Welcome (With Pinchloaf's Theme)

2. The Spelling Songp

Red Peters - Ol' Blue Balls Is Back - The Spelling Song

3. I Don't Just Love You Down There

Red Peters - Ol' Blue Balls Is Back - I Don't Just Love You Down There

p4. Pullin' It All Night Long

Red Peters - Ol' Blue Balls Is Back - Pullin' It All Night Long

5. Pinchloaf segue #1

Red Peters - Ol' Blue Balls Is Back - Pinchloaf Segue #1

6. The First Time I Met You

Red Peters - Ol' Blue Balls Is Back - The First Time I Met You

7. I Wanna Polka Polka

Red Peters - Ol' Blue Balls Is Back - I Wanna Polka Polka

8. Doggy Style

Red Peters - Ol' Blue Balls Is Back - Doggy Style

9. Babe's Auto Villa

Red Peters - Ol' Blue Balls Is Back - Babe's Auto Villa

10. Pinchloaf segue #2

Red Peters - Ol' Blue Balls Is Back - Pinchloaf Segue #2

11. You Ain't Getting' Shit For Christmas

Red Peters - Ol' Blue Balls Is Back - You Ain't Gettin' Shit for Christmas

12. Up Your Ass

Red Peters - Ol' Blue Balls Is Back - Up Your Ass

13. Long And Hard

Red Peters - Ol' Blue Balls Is Back - Long and Hard

14. Natural Causes Chicken

Red Peters - Ol' Blue Balls Is Back - Natural Causes Chicken

15. The Closing Song

Red Peters - Ol' Blue Balls Is Back - The Closing Song

16. Pinchloaf segue #3

p>Red Peters - Ol' Blue Balls Is Back - Pinchloaf Segue #3

17. Use Your Hand

Red Peters - Ol' Blue Balls Is Back - Use Your Hand

18. Take It Out At The Ballgame

Red Peters - Ol' Blue Balls Is Back - Take It Out At the Ballgame

19. Peenitch

Red Peters - Ol' Blue Balls Is Back - Peenitch

20. Gourmet Firewood

Red Peters - Ol' Blue Balls Is Back - Gourmet Firewood

OL BLUE BALLS IS BACK

LYRICS

Red Peters
with Babe Marino Orchestra and the Phillip Oliver Hole Singers
"The Spelling Song"
(Stevens, Grenga, Johnson)

F-U-C-K-Y-O-U-B-L-O-W-M-E
F-U-C-K-Y-O-U-B-L-O-W-M-E

These are the words that I wanted to shout
but I guess it's just best
if I spell them out

F-U-C-K-Y-O-U-B-L-O-W-M-E
I-C-A-N-T-S-T-A-N-D-Y-O-U, no more
G-E-T-T-H-E-F-U-C-K-O-U-T, the door

These are the words that I want to say
I think I shall use
an alternative way

F-U-C-K-Y-O-U-B-L-O-W-M-E

(girls only)
F-U-C-K-Y-O-U-T-O-O-E-A-T-M-E
Red- "Hey, wait a minute"
F-U-C-K-Y-O-U-T-O-O-E-A-T-M-E
Red- "Nice talk."

I quite understand what I think that you mean
so I'll try to reply
without being obscene
F-U-C-K-Y-O-U-B-L-O-W-M-E

Red Peters
with The Harry Kuntz Orchestra
" I Don't Just Love You Down There"
(McMahon, Grenga, Stevens, Johnson)

I don't just love you down there
I really care about you as a person
I don't just dream of your thighs
for in my eyes
you fill up my skies
with your prize
but I really love you as a person

I keep on dreaming
and scheming
and reaming
you're gleaming
and screaming
tonite

I don't just love you down there
yet I'm aware
what you've got down there
that's where I stare
but I really love you as a person
I really, really do....

Red Peters
with Hot Spunky Load
"Pulling It All Night Long"
(Grenga, Stevens, Johnson)

Keep pulling all night long, pulling it all night long.
Keep pulling all night long Aha- oh yeah
Keep pulling all night long, pulling it all night long.
Keep pulling all night long Aha- oh yeah

I'm standing here
solution in hand
half in the bag
all buffed and tanned
It's been so long
and it's getting long again
so come on over
and meet your new friend

Keep pulling all night long, pulling it all night long.
Keep pulling all night long
Keep pulling all night long, pulling it all night long.
Keep pulling all night long
Keep pulling all night long, pulling it all night long.
Keep pulling all night long
Keep pulling all night long, pulling it all night long.

Keep pulling all night long
that tingling feeling
has got me on my feet
hands in my pockets
pulling to the beat
now there's a spot on you
and a smile on my face
let's skip the small talk
and cut to the chase

Girls- "Hey Mona, what's up? (laffing) Oh my God look what's coming our way. Nice do!"
Red- "Hi ladies... My name's Testicles, Lord of the Pants."
Girls- "what he say?, I think he said he's got a load in his pants."
Red- "Mind if I lay a few scenarios on you?"
Red- "If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
Girls- "Ehwww..."
Red- "If Jack helped you off a horse, would you help Jack off a horse?"
Red- "If I owned a meat market and you were inside, and all of a sudden it caught on fire, would you take my meat and beat it?"
Girls- "What an asshole!!!"
bkgds: "Someone's gonna be pullin it, that someone's gonna be you..."
Girls- "Oh no, here he comes again."
Singers- Keep pulling all night long
Red- "May I have your e-mail address? "
Singers- Keep pulling all night long
Girl- "Yah... kiss my ass.com"
Singers- Keep pulling all night long
Singers- Keep pulling all night long
Red- "Why don't you fax me sometime?"
Singers- Keep pulling all night long
Girl- "I wouldn't fax you if you were the last guy on earth."
Red- "Thanks for the input."
Singers- Keep pulling all night long, pulling it all night long
etc.

Red Peters
with The Windbreakers and the Delicious Dips
"The First Time That I Met You"
(Grenga, Stevens, Johnson)

I wandered through this crazy town, my head up in a cloud
Looking for a place to do my biz
I zipped my fly and saw that I'd attracted quite a crowd
but your face it was the one I couldn't miss

The first time that I saw you baby
I thought I stepped in shit
At least that's what it felt like baby
the more I think of it.
Now I stand here unafraid
I wanna get laid (he wants to get laid)
I wanna get laid

we talked all nite and got to know each other inside out
you taught me what it means to be a girl
and should I find it hard again I won't sit here and pout
we'll take a little trip around the world

(girls only)
The first time that you met me baby
you thought that I was such a pig

(Red)
but that's what I love about you baby
You really do the things I dig
and I'm so glad that you stayed
now I wanna get laid

I wanna get laid in the sunshine
I wanna get laid in the moonlight baby
I'd rather get blown but I'll settle for a handy
as long as it's your hand and not my own

The first time that we held each other
I thought I'd lose my place
you guided me inside your mind, love
and then onto your face
The greatest love the world has ever known
I wanna get blown (he wants to get blown)
I wanna get blown
and then I wanna get laid

Red Peters
with the Ivan Offelcockich Orchestra
"I Wanna Polka Polka"
(Grenga, Stevens, Johnson)

See that girl with the pretty red dress on,
I wanna polka.
I love the way she spins and twirls,
I wanna polka.

Oh how I wish that she'd look my way now,
Then I could polka.
I'd love to feel those pretty little curls,
How I wanna polka.

We took a little trip down to Love Canal (NY),
So I could polka.
but we stopped in French Lick, Indiana
No time to polka!

Intercourse Pennsylvania was my destination
wanted to polka.
But she left me down in Blue Ball PA,
Never got to polka.

well I went up to Maine to Bangor
then I went down to Florida to Tampa
but when all is said and done
I'd rather polka.

We spent sometime in Flushing NY,
I had to polka.
She said not until we get to Hygiene CO,
then maybe I could polka.

I said first let's stop at Moorehead Jersey,
before I polka.
Things got salty in Saline Michigan,
Never got to polka.

She said let's go to Bonesteel, (SD)
now there's a place I'll polka.
but it went Askew in Mississppi,
Didn't know if I could polka.

Climax MI was our destination,
She wanted me to polka.
but I had to make a stop in Crappo MD,
I lost the urge to polka.

well I went up to Maine to Bangor
then I went down to Florida to Tampa
but when all is said and done
I'd rather polka.

French Lick, Love Canal
Blue Ball, Moorehead
I Wanna Polka

Bonesteel, Intercourse
Climax, Crappo
I Wanna Polka

Tampa, Flushing
Hygiene, Saline
I Wanna Polka

Gaysport (OH), Gayhead (MA)
Gayville (SD), Mudlick (KY)
I Wanna polka

Red Peters
with Meat Raffle and Cousins & Lovers
"Doggy Style"
(Grenga, Phillips)

Shitfaced on Sunday, work on Monday,
Tuesday's kind of a drag
Wednesday's a hummer, Thursday's a bummer,
Fridays I'm half in the bag
Saturday evenin', I'm still reelin'
from a ten pack Smirnoff nips
Now I can barely see your face
so put away those chains and whips

cause I say
Let's do it doggy style
Let's do it doggy style
Let's do it doggy style so we can both watch TV

January, February, April May June and July
August September, October November,
whatever happened to March
New Year's evenin', I'm still reelin'
from a twelve pack o' Miller beer
Quit blockin the television babe
and get your sweet ass over here

Now Hee Haw is my favorite program.
And Flipper and the Simpsons ain't bad
Now I don't like the Nanny but I like watchin her fanny
and Gloria's gotten so fat that it makes me sad yeah
and that Ginger is one hot tomatah,
but I think I prefer Mary Ann
Now if you don't wanna do it the hell with it screw it
just don' let me take matters into my own hands yeah

Red Peters
with Smelly Water with The Alan Pinchloaf Singers
"You Ain't Getting Shit For Christmas"
(Grenga, Stevens, Johnson)

They say Christmas is a time for giving - at least that's what the good book says, and at our house every Christmas Eve my son and daughter and their families drive down from the big city for an old fashioned family holiday. Ma dresses the house up like a Christmas card, you can hear her in the kitchen singing while she's baking cookies for the children. Ma spends hours wrapping the presents she's been buying since last August and hangs all the stockings over the fireplace. The morning of, I cut me down the prettiest darn Christmas tree you ever saw in your life. Eh, this year we really outdid ourselves. You know, Ma and I are getting on in our years so we decided to give the kids tax-free cash gifts of $10,000 apiece.

I reckon it was around noon, I heard the dogs barking (yells "Come Rags!, Come Guzzler!") and there was Jim the mailman in his old santa cap, coming up the walk teasing the dogs, holding a package. Well he handed it over to me and says "Pappy, looks like you got an overnite package from your daughter". I went back in the kitchen and Ma tore it open. To our horror we unwrapped a fruitcake with a note that read...

"Aloha Ma & Dad, at the last minute we got a cheap fare on the internet and went to Hawaii. Hold onto our gifts until after the first of the year. Love, Princess."

Well, Ma's heart was broken and I felt a lump in my throat as I thought to myself...

You Ain't Getting Shit For Christmas
You can shove that fruitcake up your ass
well you ain't getting shit
no you ain't getting dick
you ain't getting shit for Christmas

You know, Ma hasn't had a drink in 20 years and I've been off the sauce a while myself and heck, if there was ever an excuse to start drinking again. (sfx-doorbell) Who in tarnation could that be, Junior and his family? It was some delivery fella standing there holding what looked like a fruitcake tin with a card attached.

"Pop, the company's condo is free this week and you know how much Pumpkin and I love Hilton Head. Please forward our gifts to this address."

Hey Ma, save some for me.
Well, Ma took a coniption things turned ugly. She started breaking things and hurled the turkey and those two fruitcakes right through the front window, the whole time she was yelling...

You Ain't Getting Shit For Christmas
You can shove that fruitcake up your ass
well you ain't getting shit
no you ain't getting dick
you ain't getting shit for Christmas

Red Peters
with Shootin' Pool With A Rope
Long And Hard
(Orrall)

I was never good enough for you
Except for all those sleepless nights
When you loved me black and blue

You said I was good for nothing
But there's one thing I could do
Now your memory's trying to tell you

If you think about me long hard
You'll remember why you love me
Think about the length
Of time you spent just above me.

In the bedroom, in the car,
in the nieghbor's yard
You'll remember why you love
If you think about me long and hard.

The way you look is practically a crime
A man would have to be insane
to leave that behind
You'll never find a smiling fool
with one as big as mine,
I wonder now how do you fill your time.

If you think about me long hard
You'll remember why you love me
Think about the length
Of time you spent just above me.

In the kitchen, in your truck
I know I measured up
You'll remember why you love me
If you think about me long and hard.

In the front yard 'n the rear
After half a dozen beers
You'll remember why you love me
If you think about me long and hard.

In the outhouse, in the woods
Hell anywhere we could.
You'll remember why you love me
If you think about me long and hard.

Red Peters
and Dumpster Punch
"The Closing Song"
(Vercillo, Grenga, Stevens, Johnson)

It's that time again
we gotta say good night
you know it's getting late
tomorrow is another day my friend

you don't have to go home
but you can't stay here
now you're making me mad
you gonna make me swear

get the fuck outta here
finish up that beer
you might as well call it a night my friend
you gonna have ta
get the fuck out

all right... aha... mmm

maybe I'm outta line
but I'll take the blame
there are no better choice of words
that I can use to explain

get the fuck outta here
finish up that beer
I'm gonna have to ask you to leave my friend
you gonna have to
get the fuck out
get the fuck out

Hey Buddy, I'm talking to you
thanks for comin', now pay your tab and screw
make like a drum and beat it
make like a tree and leave
all you fellas and cinderellas
I'm giving you the heave

ooo, get the fuck outta here
finish up that beer
call it a night old friend
get the fuck out
get the fuck out

so long
arrivederci
sayanara
ciao
good night
Bye bye
so long
farewell
see you later
alligator
in a while
crocodile
say goodnight
get the fuck out
get the fuck outta here
come on
give me a fuckin' break
(customer) "Can I get a refill, please?"
hey, you, fuckface
get outta here
what are you, fuckin' deaf?
yah, you...

Red Peters
with Marshmellow Piggy Bank
and The Moron Tabernipple Choir orchestra conducted by Yo Ma Ma
"Use Your Hand Anthem"
(Stevens, Lawry, Johnson, Grenga)

Yesterday when we spoke
you said you'd do anything
anything I asked you to do
yesterday when we spoke
you promised me love and affection
and honey I'm long overdue

but when I see you
I know that things aren't looking right
there is something about you
that says "no, not tonite."

when I'm all backed up
how can you leave me this way
you gotta do me a favor
and this is all I'll say...
Use Your Hand
Use Your Hand
Use Your Hand (have mercy now)
Use Your Hand On Me
Use Your Hand (use your hand)
Use Your Hand (use your hand)
Use Your Hand
Use Your Hand On Me

now we're sitting side by side
kissing in the car
but everytime I reach for anything
I don't get very far
I can see you're hot and heavy
you're soaking up my seat
can't you see my balls are blue
my face red as a beet

when I'm all backed up
how can you leave me this way
you gotta do me a favor
and this is all I'll say...
Use Your Hand
Use Your Hand
Use Your Hand (have mercy now)
Use Your Hand On Me
Use Your Hand (use your hand)
Use Your Hand (use your hand)
Use Your Hand

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