All of the genius that is J Chris Newberg is collected up on one CD with “Join The Chris Army: the Best of J Chris Newberg”. J Chris is a YouTube sensation with his video hit “Drunk Girl” and his new video collaboration with Dane Cook.
1. Drunk Girl
true story, this song is actually about me and how i act when drunk
2. White Trash Girlfriend
gives you an opportunity to love sluts and trashy girls on more than just halloween
3. Morning Wood
is about waking up with a boner and rocking it hard. wait. what?
is a true story about when you date someone who is awful and everyone knows it but you
i was at a bar with a buddy and i said look at that girl, she’s beautiful and he said, and expensive. went home wrote it right away
6. Bad Idea
is my attempt at a stadium sing along
7. Shut Up
is about how people talk about things and never do them
8. The Perfect Girl
a girl actually said that to me
9. Ultimate Break Up Song
every time i break up with a girl, i just want my stuff
10. History Of The Phone #
listen to this after you get a girls number. the end
i wrote this after watching willie wonka and the chocolate factory. it’s my second favorite song that i have written
12. Valentines Day Sucks
it needed a song
J CHRIS NEWBERG BIO
J. Chris Newberg’s refreshingly smart and edgy humor, delivered with a streetwise sense of philosophic cool, has propelled the guitarist/songwriter-cum-comedian to the forefront of the National comedy scene. While critics have been singing his praises in the press, audience members are offering true testimonial to Newberg’s talent, roaring with laughter and clamoring for more of this hip and authentic new personality. Newberg’s standup comedy cleverly combines his hilarious and off-beat observations on life with original, acoustic guitar songs and infectious melodies. Picture Bob Dylan and his six-string with Dennis Miller’s incisive, cerebral wit. Well, not quite Dennis Miller, but definitely the occasional big word. Got it? Good, now you can begin to glimpse the unique, side-splitting talent that is J. Chris Newberg.
Newberg has spent much of adult life on the road. Whether it was performing in a bar just shy of capacity (See: Empty) or to his eventual gathering and collecting members of The Chris Army, his loyal fans. This initially began while he was touring and performing with the likes of the Counting Crows, Oasis, and John Mellencamp, but has since grown much larger through his undeniable Viral Video following. With his friends at comedy.com, J Chris has written and produced several short humorous videos that have received well over 7 million views.
See for yourself. Just go to Youtube.com/jchrisnewberg, Break.com, Funnyordie.com, collegehumor.com, myspace.com/jchrisnewberg, jchrisnewberg.com or comedy.com and search his name. Make sure that you have some time, because there is a lot of stuff on there.
Newberg has been seen on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Comedy Central, Last Comic Standing, The Tonight Show, The History Channel, Fox Sports and countless national commercials and voice over spots.
Check your local listings because if he’s not in your town this week, I am sure it’s only a matter of time before he will be. He is a graduate of the Second City and alumni of the famed Motor City Improv. He is a Pisces and a firm believer that everything is a word that can usually describe most things. Other words he uses at will: Stuff, Planet, Evolution, Frost, Shoulders, Poison, Rafting, and the list goes on and on.
A biography is supposed to give you a glimpse of what J Chris Newberg is all about. Well, I have just told you, so why don’t you make a little effort to laugh on your own at him. Get to the internet and see what everyone is talking about. If you don’t have a computer, than get to satellite radio Sirius or XM, it won’t look the same, but you will still hear the funny. If you don’t know what computers or cable radio are, well then I have a really cool sponge to sell you.