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Beer Tone – You’re The Best (Theme From Karate Kid)

YOU'RE THE BEST

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YOU'RE THE BEST (THEME FROM THE KARATE KID)

Try to be best
‘Cause you’re only a man
And a man’s gotta learn to take it

Try to believe
Though the going gets rough
That you gotta hang tough to make it

History repeats itself
Try and you’ll succeed

Never doubt that you’re the one
And you can have your dreams!

You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down

Fight ‘til the end
Cause your life will depend
On the strength that you have inside you

Ah you gotta be proud
starin’ out in the cloud
When the odds in the game defy you

Try your best to win them all
and one day time will tell
when you’re the one that’s standing there
you’ll reach the final bell!

You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down

You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down

Fight ‘til you drop
never stop
can’t give up
Til you reach the top (FIGHT!)
you’re the best in town (FIGHT!)
Listen to that sound
A little bit of all you got
Can never bring you down

You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!

Jackie Martling – snart

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Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling New Comedy Album
Entitled ‘snart’ For Oglio Records On 4/20

Los Angeles – Radio personality, stand-up comedian, comedy writer, singer-songwriter, author and actor Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling follows up on his classic album F. Jackie with his new comedy album entitled snart, his sixth album of stand-up comedy for his long time label Oglio Records, distributed by Fontana/Universal in the U.S. and INGrooves internationally. The CD version of snart comes with a bonus DVD containing over two hours of visuals.

“I’m sure that you think I think snart’s a great name for a dirty joke CD because it’s concise, and reminiscent of snot, and fart, etc. Maybe that’s all true. Maybe that, and even more is true. Maybe. But snart’s an abbreviation. I’ve always maintained that telling dirty jokes on stage is an art, …’s an art, …’s n’ art, …snart. I love jokes, and I’ve remembered every one I’ve come across since 1954. This is the sixth comedy CD I’ve filled with 78 minutes of the very best of those jokes, all performed “live” in front of other people who love jokes, too. I hope you enjoy listening, and that you’ll also pass along these jokes night after night, much the way I do.”
- Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling

Jackie Martling is best known for having been a long-time cast member and head writer of the legendary Howard Stern Show from 1986-2001. He can currently be heard on Sirius XM Satellite Radio, hosting “Jackie’s Joke Hunt” on Howard 101 Tuesdays at 7 pm EST. First hitting the comedy stage in 1979, Jackie’s been a national headliner since the early 80?s and has also appeared in many independent films and television shows including as himself in The Howard Stern Show Paramount film, Private Parts.

Jackie “The Joke Man” Martlin boasts a catalog of over thirty joke products, CD’s, DVD’s, books, electronic joke gadgets for adults and children, and joke by-products by his own Jokeland, Inc. Also to Jackie’s credit, “Use Your Finger! (516) 922-WINE”, the world’s longest running dirty joke line, just celebrated it’s 30th fun-filled year.

“Jackie Martling is cut from the same cloth as the greatest comedians of all time. His style, experience, and amazing ability to make people laugh put him into this elite group. Jackie has never sounded better or more comfortable on stage and ‘snart’ reflects this. I’m proud of this this release and I am proud to be working with Jackie on our 8th project together.”

- Carl Caprioglio

snart is Jackie’s sixth comedy record and eighth record overall for Oglio Records. His previous catalog includes F. Jackie, Hot Dogs + Donuts, Sgt. Pecker, The Joke Man and Come Again?. Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling has also released two audio companions to his long running children’s electronic joke gadgets entitled Jokemaster Jr. and Grossmaster Jr..

snart Track Listing 01 Testaments & Tinsel 02 Wagers & Weavers 03 Surprisers & Snoozers 04 Dodgers & Decoys 05 Assblasters & The Ambidextrous 06 Stoners & Smackers 07 Playboys & Plotters 08 Dozers & Drippers 09 Turd Rustlers & Teetotalers 10 Pretenders & Patrons 11 Surprisers & Shorties 12 Sirens & Savers 13 Toasters & Twisters 14 Whiners & Wheedlers 15 Cocksmen & Counters 16 Lusters & Liars 17 Husbands & Hustlers 18 Drillers & Dooters 19 Fibbers & Fraidy cats 20 Choppers & Chowers 21 Expanders & Exes 22 Pals & Patients 23 Spouses & Spurters 24 Spillers & Spitters 25 Pluggers & Playmates 26 And I'm Thinkin' About You.

 

WEAR F. JACKIE WITH PRIDE!

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Majors For Minors – Classical Music For Kids

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Majors for Minors
in tune with kids

What makes Majors for Minors Music Special?

At conception of our series of music, we carried out a great deal of research in understanding exactly how certain types of classical music stimulate brain development. Through understanding the process involved, we went on to develop our own “Unique Formula”, consisting of a number of “Key Ingredients” that effectively used together, produced this special of classical music.

For example, a number of the CD’s have produced with the use of one key throughout. This has the resulting effect of being similar to “Pink Noise” or “Ocean Sound” which has been shown to have a positive effect on the brain. Another of the elements is “frequency”. In parts of our music, our Flute instrument frequencies are almost identical to the frequency of a whale call. There have been numerous documentaries and research papers into the benefits of these frequencies, which have been shown to calm and stimulate. We have greatly expanded this avenue of thinking and associated theories, and developed a further range of “Special Elements” which have been incorporated into Majors for Minors music. This unique “Ingredient List” has worked with great success, and is what sets our music apart from anything else that is available in this niche category.

“When a baby comes into the world her brain is a jumble of neurons all waiting to be woven into the intricate tapestry of the mind”
- Sharon Begley, Newsweek

What this means is that there are specific periods in your child’s life when neurological pathways in the brain need to be stimulated, or they will “literally fade away.” Well documented research has demonstrated the positive effect of music on the development and strengthening of patterns in the cortex in the brains infants and young children. These pathways are the same ones responsible for certain cognitive functions, as well as higher learning such as math and science.

“When children exercise cortical neurons by listening to classical music, they are also strengthening circuits used for mathematics and complex reasoning”
- Gordon Shaw, U.C. Irvine

Majors For Minors
Classical Music Nursery Rhymes
Volume One

1 London Bridge 3:09
2 Baa Baa Black Sheep 3:13
3 Humpty Dumpty 3:09
4 Frere Jacques 3:21
5 Hush A Bye Baby 3:16
6 Hey Diddle Diddle 3:08
7 Mary Had A Little Lamb 3:20
8 Old MacDonald 3:29
9 This Old Man 3:32
10 Ole King Cole 3:18
11 Sing A Song Of Sixpence 3:13
12 Three Blind Mice 3:13
13 Twinkle Twinkle Little Star 3:22
14 Yankee Doodle 3:16
15 Oh Dear What Can The Matter Be 3:05
16 Oranges And Lemons 3:11
17 Girls And Boys Come Out To Play 3:06
18 Pop Goes The Weasel 3:10
19 Here We Go Around The Mulberry Bush 3:07
20 Sur Le Pont D'Avignon 3:06

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Majors For Minors
Classical Music Lullabies
Volume Two

1 Brahms Lullaby 2:53
2 Tula Baba I Africa 3:18
3 All The Pretty Little Horses 3:08
4 Mozart's Lullaby 3:22
5 Bye Baby Bunting 3:07
6 Golden Slumbers 3:20
7 Hush Little Baby 3:09
8 Good Night To You All 3:23
9 Sleep Baby Sleep 3:13
10 My Dolly 3:11
11 Lullaby 3:28
12 American Lullaby 3:27
13 All Through The Night 3:25
14 Sweetly Sleep 3:07
15 Hush A Bye 3:21
16 Rock A Bye Baby 3:10
17 Au Clair De La Lune 3:13
18 Shalom 3:27
19 Fluffy Puffy Clouds 3:15
20 Good Night Sleep Tight 3:11

Majors For Minors
Christmas Classics For Little Angels
Volume Three

1 Away In A Manger 3:04
2 Silent Night 3:02
3 Joy To The World 2:31
4 Ding Dong Merrily On High 2:55
5 First Noel 2:55
6 Oh Little Town Of Bethlehem 3:02
7 The Holly And The Ivy 2:53
8 Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer 3:04
9 Hark The Herald Angels Sing 3:07
10 Jingle Bells 2:39
11 Oh Come All Ye Faithful 2:48
12 I Saw Three Ships 1:55
13 Little Drummer Boy 3:07
14 Once In Royal David City 3:02
15 Good King Wenceslas 3:03
16 Frosty The Snowman 2:28
17 We Wish You A Merry Christmas 2:20
18 Auld Lang Syne 2:51

Majors For Minors
Bee Gees For Babies
Volume Four

1 Holiday 3:03
2 To Love Somebody 3:03
3 I've Gotta Get A Message To You 2:57
4 World 3:03
5 I Started A Joke 3:02
6 Massachusetts 2:35
7 Guilty 3:18
8 Don't Forget To Remember 3:18
9 New York Mining Disaster 1941 2:11
10 Melody Fair 2:50
11 Tragedy 2:17
12 First Of May 2:58
13 How Can You Mend A Broken Heart 3:03
14 Stayin' Alive 2:44
15 Lonely Days 2:19
16 How Deep Is Your Love 2:43
17 For Whom The Bell Tolls 3:14
18 Saved By The Bell 3:03

Majors For Minors
World Music For Children
Volume Five

1 Lullaby 3:14
2 The Cho Cho Train 3:18
3 Hopping And Galloping 3:14
4 Sarie Marais (Is A Girls Name) 3:17
5 Fun On The Farm Dam 3:05
6 The Blue Blue Mountains 3:18
7 The Old Folks Dancing 3:03
8 From Desert To Wine Land 3:20
9 The Land Of Make Believe 3:20
10 Birds Singing In The Wind 3:18
11 Baby Starts To Yawn 3:28
12 The Wisdom Of Age Father Jacob (Frere Jacques) 3:19
13 Songs From An African Farm 3:18
14 The Last Dance 3:22
15 Good Night 3:32

Majors For Minors
Baroque For Babies
Volume Six

1 Badinerie - Bach 2:38
2 The Four Seasons - Spring - Vivaldi 3:14
3 Song Of Joy - Beethoven 3:11
4 Waterworks - Handel 3:09
5 Air On A G String - Bach 3:20
6 Air From Rinaldo - Handel 3:21
7 Symphony No. 40 - Mozart 3:17
8 The Messiah Alleluia - Chorus - Handel 2:40
9 French Folk Song - Au Clair De La Lune 3:32
10 English Folk Song - English Country Garden 2:52
11 African Folk Song - Siembamba 3:14
12 The Sandman - Brahms 3:07
13 Wake, Awake For Night Is Flying - Bach 4:12
14 Jesu, Meine Freude - Bach 3:38
15 Cradle Song - Mozart 3:07
16 Largo - Handel 3:11

Majors For Minors
Learning The Orchestra
Volume Seven

1 Introduction - Instruments And Melodies 1:46
2 Little Red Riding Hood 15:30
3 Questions And Answers 1:26
4 Introduction - Instruments And Melodies 2:11
5 Hansel And Gretel 12:39
6 Questions And Answers 2:06
7 Introduction - Instruments And Melodies 2:32
8 Jack And The Beanstalk 18:15
9 Questions And Answers 3:05

Majors For Minors
Symphony Of Sleep
Volume Eight

1 Largo - Lute Concerto In D Major - Vivaldi 5:29
2 Aria - Goldberg Variations - Bach 6:07
3 Excerpt - Partita In C Minor - Bach 5:21
4 Siciliano - Scarlatti 4:59
5 Adante - Sonata II For Solo Violin - Bach 3:58
6 Adante - Concerto For Two Mandolins In C Major - Vivaldi 3:54
7 Siciliano - Sonata II For Flute And Harpsichord - Bach 4:43
8 Prelude II - Well Tempered Klavier Book I - Bach 3:21
9 Melodie - Orpheus And Euridice - Gluck 5:41
10 Prelude I - Well-Tempered Klavier Book I - Bach 5:38
11 Adagio - Adagio For Organ And Strings In G Minor - Albenoni 4:27

Majors For Minors
Mozart For Minors
Volume Nine

1 Rondo Alla Turca 4:00
2 Allegretto - Fantasia in D minor 2:57
3 Andantino 2:45
4 Minuet No.1 - Piano Sonata In Eb 1:47
5 Allegro - Piano Sonata In C 5:22
6 Allegro - Piano Sonata In G 4:51
7 Rondo In D 7:38
8 Minuet In G 3:25
9 Larghetto 2:20
10 Andante - Symphony In D 3:23
11 Romance - Eine Kleine Nachtmusik 3:47
12 Andante - Piano Concerto In C 3:27
13 Adagio - Piano Sonata In F 4:41
14 Romanza - Piano Concerto In D Minor 4:26

Majors For Minors
Playtime And Bedtime With Bach
Volume Ten

1 Sarabande - Partita No. 2 1:59
2 March In Eb 1:36
3 Invention In A Minor 2:52
4 March In D 2:25
5 Minuet In G 2:37
6 Minuet - Partita No. 1 1:42
7 Invention In D Minor 2:18
8 Bouree In E Minor 2:48
9 Allemande - French Suite No. 6 2:22
10 Small Fugue In C Minor 2:26
11 Small Prelude No. 2 3:00
12 Minuet In A Minor 3:17
13 Minuet In G 4:53
14 Small Prelude No. 1 2:37
15 Minuet In G Minor 3:55
16 Small Prelude No. 6 2:14
17 Prelude - Cello Suite 1 3:16
18 Siciliano - Violin Sonata No. 4 4:24
19 Minuet - French Suite No. 1 3:28
20 Minuet In C Minor 1:39

Majors For Minors
Mother Nature
Volume Eleven

1 Largo - Dvorak 6:07
2 On The Wings Of Song - Mendelssohn 2:58
3 The Swan - C.Saint-Saens 3:23
4 Sheep May Safely Graze - Bach 3:40
5 Morning - Grieg 5:59
6 Joy Of My Soul - Bach 3:54
7 Fur Elize - Beethoven 3:36
8 Song Of The Volga Boatmen - Trad 4:25
9 Twinkle Twinkle Little Star - Mozart 3:58
10 Ave Maria - Schubert 4:21
11 Four Seasons - Spring - Vivaldi 3:35
12 Four Seasons - Summer - Vivaldi 2:29
13 Four Seasons - Autumn - Vivaldi 3:09
14 Four Seasons - Winter - Vivaldi 2:44
15 Moonlight Sonata - Beethoven 4:56

Majors For Minors
Heartbeat
Volume Twelve

1 All 8 Tracks Continuous Loop 226:33
2 Twinkle Twinkle Little Star 3:12
3 Hush A Bye Baby 3:07
4 Brahms’ Lullaby 3:02
5 Rock A Bye Baby 3:07
6 Mozart's Lullaby 3:39
7 Three Blind Mice 3:18
8 London Bridge 3:20
9 Here We Go Round The Mulberry Bush 4:01

Majors For Minors
Soothing Sound And Song
Volume Thirteen

1 Mozart’s Lullaby 4:01
2 Fairy Wings 3:13
3 Brahm’s Lullaby 3:42
4 A Little Bit 2:47
5 Sing A Song of Sixpence 3:25
6 Unafraid 4:08
7 Rock A Bye Baby 3:57
8 This Is The Day 2:43
9 Baa Baa Black Sheep 3:45
10 Greensleeves 4:30
11 Twinkle Twinkle Little Star 3:06
12 Sleeping Time 5:14

Barnes & Barnes

Barnes & Barnes "Amazing Adult Fantasy"


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“Amazing Adult Fantasy” is Bill Mumy's favorite Barnes and Barnes album and we are proud to re-release it for the first time on CD with 8 bonus tracks! Originally released in 1984, it's a unique melding of all styles Barnes-like. There's some great kick ass 80's rock on this album, from the opening track, “Learn to Kiss the Enemy", it was clear Barnes and Barnes wanted to make sure their audience knew there was more to them than "Fish Heads". But fear not novelty music fans, there's plenty of quirky lyrics here that will bring a chuckle to the most hardened brain. This album is full of great songs, unique production and it's even occasionally fun to dance to! Featuring guest appearances by: Steve Perry of Journey, America, Wild Man Fischer, jazz saxophonist George Englund, German artist Annerose Bucklers and even a ghost! Cover by the legendary comic book great, Spider Man co-creator Steve Ditko! Amazing Adult Fantasy is truly an amazing album! Yeah.

Tracks:

Learn To Kiss The Enemy
Don’t You Wanna Go To The Moon
Modern Romantic Point Of View
Blithering
Nothing Funny
I Don’t Remember Tomorrow
Life Is Safer When You’re Sleeping
Don’t Be Singer
I Want To Live In Your Brain
ZZ Top Beard
Music Doesn’t Matter
AH A
The Little Man
Music Spazchow
You Can’t Escape Your Destiny
Bang Bang

Bonus Tracks:

The Quiet Point
Walk My Dog
Life Is Harsh Reality
The Ballad Of Jim Joy
The Little Man (Original Version)
Loch Ness Lady
Oh Me Oh My
The Inevitable Song (Second Version)

Barnes & Barnes "Kodovoner"


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One score and two years ago, brothers Art & Artie Barnes, put forth onto this planet a new album. An album forged in righteousness and purpose. An album created to stir the better qualities that lay dormant within all mankind. Well... that album never came out for one reason or another, UNTIL NOW. That's right! At last, Barnes and Barnes have assembled and made ready for release, their often rumored, never heard, “Kodovoner” album! Inspired by the great Brian Wilson and the completion of his legendary “SmiLE” project, Barnes and Barnes have finally made “Kodovoner” available and it has been worth the wait. (Or not. You decide). Featuring guest appearances by Gerry Beckley & Dewey Bunnell (America), a co-lead vocal by Shaun Cassidy, (Mr. Cassidy has left the building), Jethro Tull drummer Doane Perry and legendary rock percussionist Mike Baird, "Kodovoner" sounds like no other B&B project. This unique, long considered lost album includes a song co-written by Devo's Mark Mothersbaugh. "Kodovoner" has been expanded from it's original 15 songs to now include literally all the tracks they wrote during this period that at one time or another were intended for this long lost bold and friendly Barnes & Barnes album. 24 tracks! 80 minutes of quirky Lumanian rock from Barnes and Barnes. Yeah!

Tracks:

Soak It Up
Before You Leave (Positive Life)
Succeed
Monkey Life
Objectivity
A Wave For Brian Wilson
Fighting The Demon
So Bold
Superman Will Save The Day
Scary Love
Girl Of My Dreams
I Got A Job
Don’t Fuck Up The World
Suburban Obscurity
Code of Honor

Bonus Tracks:

A Power Play
Positive Life #2
Fox Hole
Lies And Spies
Ripen And Rot
If You Hurt No One
Pay For Your Ticket
Everything You Do
Honorable Mention

Barnes & Barnes "Spazchow"


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Welcome to Spazchow, the second Barnes and Barnes album, originally released on Rhino Records in November, 1981. Spazchow means "to suffer at the hands of women and make music." The vast majority of the songs are bittersweet odes to the women in their lives, past and present, who were consuming their thoughts. Spazchow is a kind of demented diary, a journal into twisted soap opera-like relationships, from past teenage flames on up through pathetic future visions, the songs flow as freely as steaming saki.

Tracks:

I Need You
Spooky Lady on Death Avenue
Fletchy's Revenge
Love Tap
Cats
For You
Where's The Water
Pub Pain
Swallow My Love
And Other Things Too (E's Epistle)
Slut
Roadblock
Unfinished Business
The Inevitable Song
Heart Ghosts

Barnes & Barnes "Voobaha"


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Fish Heads, Fish Heads, Roly Poly Fish Heads, Fish Heads, Fish Heads, Eat them up - Yum. Need we say more? Available now for the first time on CD is the classic album that brought you the demented hit "Fish Heads," For the latest Barnes & Barnes info check out the link below.

Tracks:

Please Please Me
Boogie Woogie Amputee
Gumby Jaws Lament
De Pumped Out Blues
Clip Clop (Ode To Equus)
I Hope She Dies
Party In My Pants
Fish Heads
Sewey Hole
The Lumanian Love Song
Cemetery Girls
Something's In The Bag
Linoleum
When You Die
The Vomit Song
Boogie Woogie Amuptee (Early Version)
High School Gym
Three Drunk Newts
Voyeur
Cruising Through Westwood
Neanderthal Love
Please Squeeze My Knees Louise
I Love You Baby

Barnes & Barnes "Yeah: The Essential Barnes & Barnes"

FINALLY! The very best of Barnes & Barnes complete with four brand new tracks and some previously unreleased gems.

Tracks:

Kiss Me Where It Stinks
The Public Toilet
Say Hello
Feminine Parts
Fish Heads
Party In My Pants
Boogie Woogie Amputee
Linoleum
Cats
E's Epistle
Work The Meat
Fighting The Demon
Don't Up The World
If You Hurt No On
Learn To Kiss The Enemy
The Little Man
Pineapple Princess
Homophobic Dream
Pizza Face
Sit On My Lap And Call Me Daddy
So Bold
Tunnel Walker
What's It Like To Be You
Touch Yourself

Andy Dick – Do Your Shows Always Suck?

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Andy Dick - Do Your Shows Always Suck?

Andy Dick, the Comic Innovator, Actor, Musician and Bad Boy has appeared in numerous movies, TV shows and music videos beginning as a cast member on the cult favorite Ben Stiller Show (and numerous cameos in subsequent Stiller movies), NBC’s “News Radio”, ABC’s “Less Than Perfect” and has helmed his own TV shows with MTV’s “The Andy Dick Show” and “The Assistant”. Andy has appeared in music videos from Jessica Simpson, The Donnas, Everclear, Ash, The Eels and Sheryl Crow.

Recorded live at Cobb’s Comedy Club (San Francisco) and on campus at The Ohio State University, his debut “Do Your Shows Always Suck?” album is a blend of spoken word storytelling and acoustic music material representative of his current comedy live act.

The first few copies sold here on coolcds.com will be autographed!

Track Listing with iTunes Links

1)  Therapy
2)  Squirrels
3)  One Friends
4)  I'm Adopted
5)  Ellen DeGeneres
6)  Poke a Hontas
7)  Beautiful Urinal
8)  Homecoming King
9)  Ni**ers!
10) Water On The Brain
11) C**k & Balls
12) My Mother
13) Cancerous Testical
14) Look At Me
15) Ballad of Andy
16) Punkin’ Lovin’
17) Before AYDS Came Out
18) Good Luck With That
19) Chocolate Martini
20) Little Brown Ring
21) Damn Good Pu**y
22) Do Your Shows Always Suck?
23) Dirty Sanchez-v-Hot Karl
24) Jerkin’ Off A Wombat
25) Trash-Elle
26) Would You Rather?
27) Another Great Day For Drugs
28) Mom, You F**king W**re
29) Where Did I Go Wrong?
30) Dip Your C**k In Vodka
31) My Friend Drank So Much Liquor
32) Leonard's A** Is Bleeding
33) Bartender Friendly
34) Angry Pirate

 


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Andy Dick & The Bitches of the Century - Download Only

Originally released in 2002 this masterpiece is now out of print on CD. Andy has now reissued it as a download only.

This item is available as a download from the iTunes Music Store. Click on this link and the iTunes application will be launched and you will be able to preview and order the tracks.

Track Listing with iTunes Links

1)  Love Ninja (The Stalker Song)
2)  Hole Burns
3)  Striped Sunlight
4)  Little Brown Ring
5)  Stephen Hawking
6)  Cock & Balls
7)  Secret Garden
8)  I'll Fuck Anything That Moves
9)  30 Days 30 Nights
10) Little Brown Ring (Remix)

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