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Jackie Martling – snart

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Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling New Comedy Album
Entitled ‘snart’ For Oglio Records On 4/20

Los Angeles – Radio personality, stand-up comedian, comedy writer, singer-songwriter, author and actor Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling follows up on his classic album F. Jackie with his new comedy album entitled snart, his sixth album of stand-up comedy for his long time label Oglio Records, distributed by Fontana/Universal in the U.S. and INGrooves internationally. The CD version of snart comes with a bonus DVD containing over two hours of visuals.

“I’m sure that you think I think snart’s a great name for a dirty joke CD because it’s concise, and reminiscent of snot, and fart, etc. Maybe that’s all true. Maybe that, and even more is true. Maybe. But snart’s an abbreviation. I’ve always maintained that telling dirty jokes on stage is an art, …’s an art, …’s n’ art, …snart. I love jokes, and I’ve remembered every one I’ve come across since 1954. This is the sixth comedy CD I’ve filled with 78 minutes of the very best of those jokes, all performed “live” in front of other people who love jokes, too. I hope you enjoy listening, and that you’ll also pass along these jokes night after night, much the way I do.”
- Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling

Jackie Martling is best known for having been a long-time cast member and head writer of the legendary Howard Stern Show from 1986-2001. He can currently be heard on Sirius XM Satellite Radio, hosting “Jackie’s Joke Hunt” on Howard 101 Tuesdays at 7 pm EST. First hitting the comedy stage in 1979, Jackie’s been a national headliner since the early 80?s and has also appeared in many independent films and television shows including as himself in The Howard Stern Show Paramount film, Private Parts.

Jackie “The Joke Man” Martlin boasts a catalog of over thirty joke products, CD’s, DVD’s, books, electronic joke gadgets for adults and children, and joke by-products by his own Jokeland, Inc. Also to Jackie’s credit, “Use Your Finger! (516) 922-WINE”, the world’s longest running dirty joke line, just celebrated it’s 30th fun-filled year.

“Jackie Martling is cut from the same cloth as the greatest comedians of all time. His style, experience, and amazing ability to make people laugh put him into this elite group. Jackie has never sounded better or more comfortable on stage and ‘snart’ reflects this. I’m proud of this this release and I am proud to be working with Jackie on our 8th project together.”

- Carl Caprioglio

snart is Jackie’s sixth comedy record and eighth record overall for Oglio Records. His previous catalog includes F. Jackie, Hot Dogs + Donuts, Sgt. Pecker, The Joke Man and Come Again?. Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling has also released two audio companions to his long running children’s electronic joke gadgets entitled Jokemaster Jr. and Grossmaster Jr..

snart Track Listing 01 Testaments & Tinsel 02 Wagers & Weavers 03 Surprisers & Snoozers 04 Dodgers & Decoys 05 Assblasters & The Ambidextrous 06 Stoners & Smackers 07 Playboys & Plotters 08 Dozers & Drippers 09 Turd Rustlers & Teetotalers 10 Pretenders & Patrons 11 Surprisers & Shorties 12 Sirens & Savers 13 Toasters & Twisters 14 Whiners & Wheedlers 15 Cocksmen & Counters 16 Lusters & Liars 17 Husbands & Hustlers 18 Drillers & Dooters 19 Fibbers & Fraidy cats 20 Choppers & Chowers 21 Expanders & Exes 22 Pals & Patients 23 Spouses & Spurters 24 Spillers & Spitters 25 Pluggers & Playmates 26 And I'm Thinkin' About You.

 

WEAR F. JACKIE WITH PRIDE!

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Majors For Minors – Classical Music For Kids

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Majors for Minors
in tune with kids

What makes Majors for Minors Music Special?

At conception of our series of music, we carried out a great deal of research in understanding exactly how certain types of classical music stimulate brain development. Through understanding the process involved, we went on to develop our own “Unique Formula”, consisting of a number of “Key Ingredients” that effectively used together, produced this special of classical music.

For example, a number of the CD’s have produced with the use of one key throughout. This has the resulting effect of being similar to “Pink Noise” or “Ocean Sound” which has been shown to have a positive effect on the brain. Another of the elements is “frequency”. In parts of our music, our Flute instrument frequencies are almost identical to the frequency of a whale call. There have been numerous documentaries and research papers into the benefits of these frequencies, which have been shown to calm and stimulate. We have greatly expanded this avenue of thinking and associated theories, and developed a further range of “Special Elements” which have been incorporated into Majors for Minors music. This unique “Ingredient List” has worked with great success, and is what sets our music apart from anything else that is available in this niche category.

“When a baby comes into the world her brain is a jumble of neurons all waiting to be woven into the intricate tapestry of the mind”
- Sharon Begley, Newsweek

What this means is that there are specific periods in your child’s life when neurological pathways in the brain need to be stimulated, or they will “literally fade away.” Well documented research has demonstrated the positive effect of music on the development and strengthening of patterns in the cortex in the brains infants and young children. These pathways are the same ones responsible for certain cognitive functions, as well as higher learning such as math and science.

“When children exercise cortical neurons by listening to classical music, they are also strengthening circuits used for mathematics and complex reasoning”
- Gordon Shaw, U.C. Irvine

Majors For Minors
Classical Music Nursery Rhymes
Volume One

1 London Bridge 3:09
2 Baa Baa Black Sheep 3:13
3 Humpty Dumpty 3:09
4 Frere Jacques 3:21
5 Hush A Bye Baby 3:16
6 Hey Diddle Diddle 3:08
7 Mary Had A Little Lamb 3:20
8 Old MacDonald 3:29
9 This Old Man 3:32
10 Ole King Cole 3:18
11 Sing A Song Of Sixpence 3:13
12 Three Blind Mice 3:13
13 Twinkle Twinkle Little Star 3:22
14 Yankee Doodle 3:16
15 Oh Dear What Can The Matter Be 3:05
16 Oranges And Lemons 3:11
17 Girls And Boys Come Out To Play 3:06
18 Pop Goes The Weasel 3:10
19 Here We Go Around The Mulberry Bush 3:07
20 Sur Le Pont D'Avignon 3:06

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Majors For Minors
Classical Music Lullabies
Volume Two

1 Brahms Lullaby 2:53
2 Tula Baba I Africa 3:18
3 All The Pretty Little Horses 3:08
4 Mozart's Lullaby 3:22
5 Bye Baby Bunting 3:07
6 Golden Slumbers 3:20
7 Hush Little Baby 3:09
8 Good Night To You All 3:23
9 Sleep Baby Sleep 3:13
10 My Dolly 3:11
11 Lullaby 3:28
12 American Lullaby 3:27
13 All Through The Night 3:25
14 Sweetly Sleep 3:07
15 Hush A Bye 3:21
16 Rock A Bye Baby 3:10
17 Au Clair De La Lune 3:13
18 Shalom 3:27
19 Fluffy Puffy Clouds 3:15
20 Good Night Sleep Tight 3:11

Majors For Minors
Christmas Classics For Little Angels
Volume Three

1 Away In A Manger 3:04
2 Silent Night 3:02
3 Joy To The World 2:31
4 Ding Dong Merrily On High 2:55
5 First Noel 2:55
6 Oh Little Town Of Bethlehem 3:02
7 The Holly And The Ivy 2:53
8 Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer 3:04
9 Hark The Herald Angels Sing 3:07
10 Jingle Bells 2:39
11 Oh Come All Ye Faithful 2:48
12 I Saw Three Ships 1:55
13 Little Drummer Boy 3:07
14 Once In Royal David City 3:02
15 Good King Wenceslas 3:03
16 Frosty The Snowman 2:28
17 We Wish You A Merry Christmas 2:20
18 Auld Lang Syne 2:51

Majors For Minors
Bee Gees For Babies
Volume Four

1 Holiday 3:03
2 To Love Somebody 3:03
3 I've Gotta Get A Message To You 2:57
4 World 3:03
5 I Started A Joke 3:02
6 Massachusetts 2:35
7 Guilty 3:18
8 Don't Forget To Remember 3:18
9 New York Mining Disaster 1941 2:11
10 Melody Fair 2:50
11 Tragedy 2:17
12 First Of May 2:58
13 How Can You Mend A Broken Heart 3:03
14 Stayin' Alive 2:44
15 Lonely Days 2:19
16 How Deep Is Your Love 2:43
17 For Whom The Bell Tolls 3:14
18 Saved By The Bell 3:03

Majors For Minors
World Music For Children
Volume Five

1 Lullaby 3:14
2 The Cho Cho Train 3:18
3 Hopping And Galloping 3:14
4 Sarie Marais (Is A Girls Name) 3:17
5 Fun On The Farm Dam 3:05
6 The Blue Blue Mountains 3:18
7 The Old Folks Dancing 3:03
8 From Desert To Wine Land 3:20
9 The Land Of Make Believe 3:20
10 Birds Singing In The Wind 3:18
11 Baby Starts To Yawn 3:28
12 The Wisdom Of Age Father Jacob (Frere Jacques) 3:19
13 Songs From An African Farm 3:18
14 The Last Dance 3:22
15 Good Night 3:32

Majors For Minors
Baroque For Babies
Volume Six

1 Badinerie - Bach 2:38
2 The Four Seasons - Spring - Vivaldi 3:14
3 Song Of Joy - Beethoven 3:11
4 Waterworks - Handel 3:09
5 Air On A G String - Bach 3:20
6 Air From Rinaldo - Handel 3:21
7 Symphony No. 40 - Mozart 3:17
8 The Messiah Alleluia - Chorus - Handel 2:40
9 French Folk Song - Au Clair De La Lune 3:32
10 English Folk Song - English Country Garden 2:52
11 African Folk Song - Siembamba 3:14
12 The Sandman - Brahms 3:07
13 Wake, Awake For Night Is Flying - Bach 4:12
14 Jesu, Meine Freude - Bach 3:38
15 Cradle Song - Mozart 3:07
16 Largo - Handel 3:11

Majors For Minors
Learning The Orchestra
Volume Seven

1 Introduction - Instruments And Melodies 1:46
2 Little Red Riding Hood 15:30
3 Questions And Answers 1:26
4 Introduction - Instruments And Melodies 2:11
5 Hansel And Gretel 12:39
6 Questions And Answers 2:06
7 Introduction - Instruments And Melodies 2:32
8 Jack And The Beanstalk 18:15
9 Questions And Answers 3:05

Majors For Minors
Symphony Of Sleep
Volume Eight

1 Largo - Lute Concerto In D Major - Vivaldi 5:29
2 Aria - Goldberg Variations - Bach 6:07
3 Excerpt - Partita In C Minor - Bach 5:21
4 Siciliano - Scarlatti 4:59
5 Adante - Sonata II For Solo Violin - Bach 3:58
6 Adante - Concerto For Two Mandolins In C Major - Vivaldi 3:54
7 Siciliano - Sonata II For Flute And Harpsichord - Bach 4:43
8 Prelude II - Well Tempered Klavier Book I - Bach 3:21
9 Melodie - Orpheus And Euridice - Gluck 5:41
10 Prelude I - Well-Tempered Klavier Book I - Bach 5:38
11 Adagio - Adagio For Organ And Strings In G Minor - Albenoni 4:27

Majors For Minors
Mozart For Minors
Volume Nine

1 Rondo Alla Turca 4:00
2 Allegretto - Fantasia in D minor 2:57
3 Andantino 2:45
4 Minuet No.1 - Piano Sonata In Eb 1:47
5 Allegro - Piano Sonata In C 5:22
6 Allegro - Piano Sonata In G 4:51
7 Rondo In D 7:38
8 Minuet In G 3:25
9 Larghetto 2:20
10 Andante - Symphony In D 3:23
11 Romance - Eine Kleine Nachtmusik 3:47
12 Andante - Piano Concerto In C 3:27
13 Adagio - Piano Sonata In F 4:41
14 Romanza - Piano Concerto In D Minor 4:26

Majors For Minors
Playtime And Bedtime With Bach
Volume Ten

1 Sarabande - Partita No. 2 1:59
2 March In Eb 1:36
3 Invention In A Minor 2:52
4 March In D 2:25
5 Minuet In G 2:37
6 Minuet - Partita No. 1 1:42
7 Invention In D Minor 2:18
8 Bouree In E Minor 2:48
9 Allemande - French Suite No. 6 2:22
10 Small Fugue In C Minor 2:26
11 Small Prelude No. 2 3:00
12 Minuet In A Minor 3:17
13 Minuet In G 4:53
14 Small Prelude No. 1 2:37
15 Minuet In G Minor 3:55
16 Small Prelude No. 6 2:14
17 Prelude - Cello Suite 1 3:16
18 Siciliano - Violin Sonata No. 4 4:24
19 Minuet - French Suite No. 1 3:28
20 Minuet In C Minor 1:39

Majors For Minors
Mother Nature
Volume Eleven

1 Largo - Dvorak 6:07
2 On The Wings Of Song - Mendelssohn 2:58
3 The Swan - C.Saint-Saens 3:23
4 Sheep May Safely Graze - Bach 3:40
5 Morning - Grieg 5:59
6 Joy Of My Soul - Bach 3:54
7 Fur Elize - Beethoven 3:36
8 Song Of The Volga Boatmen - Trad 4:25
9 Twinkle Twinkle Little Star - Mozart 3:58
10 Ave Maria - Schubert 4:21
11 Four Seasons - Spring - Vivaldi 3:35
12 Four Seasons - Summer - Vivaldi 2:29
13 Four Seasons - Autumn - Vivaldi 3:09
14 Four Seasons - Winter - Vivaldi 2:44
15 Moonlight Sonata - Beethoven 4:56

Majors For Minors
Heartbeat
Volume Twelve

1 All 8 Tracks Continuous Loop 226:33
2 Twinkle Twinkle Little Star 3:12
3 Hush A Bye Baby 3:07
4 Brahms’ Lullaby 3:02
5 Rock A Bye Baby 3:07
6 Mozart's Lullaby 3:39
7 Three Blind Mice 3:18
8 London Bridge 3:20
9 Here We Go Round The Mulberry Bush 4:01

Majors For Minors
Soothing Sound And Song
Volume Thirteen

1 Mozart’s Lullaby 4:01
2 Fairy Wings 3:13
3 Brahm’s Lullaby 3:42
4 A Little Bit 2:47
5 Sing A Song of Sixpence 3:25
6 Unafraid 4:08
7 Rock A Bye Baby 3:57
8 This Is The Day 2:43
9 Baa Baa Black Sheep 3:45
10 Greensleeves 4:30
11 Twinkle Twinkle Little Star 3:06
12 Sleeping Time 5:14

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