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Archive for Catalog Releases

Selections from the vast back catalog of Oglio Entertainment.

Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling – Hot Dogs & Donuts

HOT DOGS + DONUTS

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Carl Oglio is a huge Howard Stern Show fan, and in 1996 he asked me to record a CD for his Oglio Records. I'm still smiling about turning him down. I mean, saying yes, I'd love to.

Since the girls wouldn't say "Sgt. Pecker," I told the crowds at the tapings for the next CD that I decided to make it a bit more cryptic and call the next one "Hot Dogs & Donuts," figuring if somebody made something sexual of it that it was as much them as it was me.

Nancy Sirianni, my production partner & wife, came up with the photo ideas and spelling out the name with hot dogs & donuts.

I recorded "Hot Dogs & Donuts" at "The Comedy Palace" in Andover, Massachusetts. Yes, it was in Andover. No, it wasn't a palace. I had second billing, under "Prime Rib" on the rolling sign that graced the front of the restaurant, where you could read it from I-93 North of Boston.

Ron Sava's club had three different-sized rooms that were always booked, and the place always had the kind of buzz that I could only always count on in a few places. One of the others was "Rascals" in West Orange, where they taped the "Stump The Joke Man" footage that's on the DVD we included with snart.

I had edited almost the entire "Hot Dogs & Donuts" CD when I performed at "The Comedy Palace" again. From listening for hours and hours as I edited, the jokes were even more deeply & perfectly engrained in my little head, so I blasted away at those crowds like never before. The tapes from that weekend pushed the older tapes off the shelf and I started editing again. But that editing was minimal. The finished product is pretty funny.

This CD is a healthy leap dirtier than the first two CD's. Not by design, it just is.
I guarantee that more than a few of the blogs I'm doing with Red Peters will be devoted to Tales From The Palace.

- Jackie Martling

HOT DOGS + DONUTS

Tracks:

  • Poops & Probes
  • Jammers & Geniuses
  • Smooches & Stammers
  • Munchers & Mares
  • Nips & Necklaces
  • Odors & Officers
  • Eaters & Errors
  • Contemplators & Calculators
  • Astainers & Architects
  • Condiments & Compliments
  • Barf & Breadwinners
  • Humpers & Holders
  • Clammers & Chubbies
  • Turds & Trims
  • Chasers & Cruisers
  • Pullers & Puppets
  • Gamblers & Grunters
  • Pooches & Perverts
  • Semen & Showmen
  • Gigolos & Gourmets
  • Pharmacists & Fishes
  • Polin' The Colon
  • Squirters & Soilers
  • Siblings & Surprises
  • Leches & Lures
  • Tears & Trades

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Red Peters – Catalog

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OL' BLUE BALLS IS BACK

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RED PETERS PRESENTS...

THE RED PETERS COMEDY MUSIC HOUR VOLUME 1

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RED PETERS PRESENTS THE SUMMER SONG SIZZLER

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RED PETERS PODCAST

RED PETERS SONG SNATCH

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RED PETERS HOLIDAY MUSIC

IT'S A RED PETERS CHRISTMAS!

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HAVE A WONDERFUL HAWAIIAN CHRISTMAS

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THE CHRISTMAS GIFT

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RED PETERS SINGLES

WHEN I JERK OFF, I THINK OF YOU

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I CAN'T SAY THESE THINGS

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Red Peters – Compilations

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Show Intro/I Can't Say These Things - Red Peters
5 Big Boners Wiggling In Your Grandma's Face - Rappy McRapperson
The Hand Of The Almighty - John R. Butler
If I Had The Copyright On The Word Fuck - Carla Ulbrich
Unwanted Rock Advance (Fucking You With The Rock & Roll) - Joel Moss
There's A Critter Up My Shitter - Alabama Big Earl
I Gotta Take A Shit - Roach Band
Doodie Doo - Prez
2Fat2Fuck - Rap Bastardz
He's An Asshole - Francine The Queen of Obscene
Her Shit Don't Stink - Ken Turetzky
25 Dollar Blow Job - Van Stone
Cunnilingus - Dick Butt Kiss and The Tightends
Pussy Puff - Dick-N-Jayne
If You Ain't Country... - Mr. Dickie Weed
Poo Poo Pee Pee - Bunkum
Two In The Pink - The Dirty Dogz
Will You Swallow My Cum - Larry Pierce
The Closing Song - Red Peters

The Red Peters Comedy Music Hour Show

New CD Of Listener Submitted Songs
Is Uncensored, Uncut And Explicitly Funny

Red Peters, host of the Red Peters Comedy Music Hour Radio Show on Sirius Satellite Radio, is set to release the Best of the Red Peters Comedy Music Hour Vol, 1 CD on Oglio Comedy Records, a Fontana/Universal distributed label. The compilation is the best of outrageous comedy songs (rock, rap and country) that artists and listeners have submitted to his show in it’s first year of broadcast. The Red Peters Comedy Music Hour Radio Show airs weekly on Howard Stern’s Sirius channel, Howard 101, and is the only national show devoted completely to showcasing uncut and uncensored comedy music.

Red, a comedy song musicologist and producer, has tapped into a blue music world of artists and songwriters fearlessly writing in a medium that is equal parts modern day vaudevillian, behind the counter irreverent and just plain juvenile that has existed on the fringes of the accepted national music consciousness since the beginnings of composed music.

Red’s own track “I Can’t Say These Things”, a cool Latin, Jobim influenced composition was one of Howard’s theme songs as he clashed with the FCC and became Red’s official intro to his own show when the Howard Sirius channels began. The 17 artists featured on the compilation come from all walks of life and each have their own websites and MySpace pages for further listening.

Guaranteed to raise the ire of your parents and make you laugh, welcome to world of the Red Peters Comedy Music Hour!

Track Listing

  • Show Intro/I Can't Say These Things - Red Peters
  • 5 Big Boners Wiggling In Your Grandma's Face - Rappy McRapperson
  • The Hand Of The Almighty - John R. Butler
  • If I Had The Copyright On The Word Fuck - Carla Ulbrich
  • Unwanted Rock Advance (Fucking You With The Rock & Roll) - Joel Moss
  • There's A Critter Up My Shitter - Alabama Big Earl
  • I Gotta Take A Shit - Roach Band
  • Doodie Doo - Prez
  • 2Fat2Fuck - Rap Bastardz
  • He's An Asshole - Francine The Queen of Obscene
  • Her Shit Don't Stink - Ken Turetzky
  • 25 Dollar Blow Job - Van Stone
  • Cunnilingus - Dick Butt Kiss and The Tightends
  • Pussy Puff - Dick-N-Jayne
  • If You Ain't Country... - Mr. Dickie Weed
  • Poo Poo Pee Pee - Bunkum
  • Two In The Pink - The Dirty Dogz
  • Will You Swallow My Cum - Larry Pierce
  • The Closing Song - Red Peters
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www.myspace.com/dickieweed
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Dickie Weed is regular contributor to the Red Peters Comedy Music Hour. He’s a prolific Nashville based songwriter who writes professionally under his real name and has written songs for Glen Campbell, Willie Nelson, Bonnie Raitt, Waylon Jennings, Ray Charles, The Allman Brothers, Brooks & Dunne, and Cher. He loves to have a few drinks, smoke some herb, and then write fucked up songs. And he does it for himself, his friends, and for shits and giggles. His finely crafted songs have excellent lyrics and great melodies, and are recorded and produced to the highest standards.

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Sons Of Butcher "Fuck The Shit"
www.sonsofbutcher.com

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This Hamilton, Ontario based power trio enjoyed two years of success with their animated cartoon series on Canada’s Teletoon Network. The show was nominated for a Gemini for Best Animated Series and is currently seen in reruns in more than 150 countries worldwide and is available on DVD. This hard rocking group writes, records and performs “party rock” singing about chicks whipping their tits out, anal sex, and living the rock & roll lifestyle.

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Cock Lorge "I Want You"
www.cocklorge.com
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Cock Lorge is a NYC based performer and songwriter that has been described as “a pornographic Neil Young with heart and hilarity”. His songs poke fun at pop metaphors and his melodies are addictively memorable, sticking in your head forever. The Cock Lorge Band appears monthly as part of the “Thank Cock It’s Friday” variety show, which takes place on the first Friday of each month at Pianos in NYC.

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The Wet Spots "Do You Take It In The Ass?"
www.wetspotsmusic.net
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Jon Woods and Cass King are the internationally acclaimed Vancouver, British Columbia cabaret duo who sing about sex, threesomes, and taking it in the ass. They started out in small clubs in 2003 and have since traveled extensively, playing shows across Canada, the US, the UK and Australia. Their live show blends original songs, audience interaction, spankings, and sing-a-longs, and their video of this song has been viewed more than several million times on YouTube.

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Lil’ Mikey Roohan "Jerkin’ Off Tonight"
www.littlemikeyonline.com

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Greensboro, North Carolina native Lil’ Mikey Roohan, is probably best known for his filthy, but hilarious song parodies about his love for Robin Quivers that play just before her news segment on The Howard Stern Show on Sirius Satellite Radio. He is also an accomplished singer/songwriter whose humorous, but sensitive lyrics, cry out about disappointment and heartache, love lost, and relationships gone wrong.

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Biker Joe Warren "Fuck You"
www.bikerjoe.com

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Biker Joe Warren was an American hero who volunteered and served in Vietnam where he collected a Silver Star and Purple Heart. When he returned home in 1969, he got caught up in the turbulent times and was busted for a joint and a half of shitty, Mexican weed and served several years in prison. But, while there he wrote poetry that later became lyrics for many of his songs. His zany humor, and raunchy, in your face lyrics and expert musicianship combined to form adult entertainment at it’s very best. Sex, cycles (he loved his Harley), and his unique lifestyle formed the basis for much of his material. In 1996, while cruising on the highway, Biker Joe was killed by an 18-wheeler. He is sorely missed, but will live on forever through his music.

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Tastiskank "The Sex Song"
www.myspace.com/tastiskankmusic

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Billed as the rockin’ love child of Tenacious D and the Indigo Girls, Sarah & Kate comprised the now defunct NYC duo...Tastiskank!! They performed at the HBO Aspen Comedy Festival and won the Jury Award for BREAKOUT PERFORMANCE in 2007!! These two bitches were also voted as the "Top 25 Sexiest New Yorker’s" by the NY POST.

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Larry Pierce "All I Did Was Just Fuck Her"
www.larrypierce.com
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Middletown, Indiana’s Larry Pierce is the king of dirty country music. As a matter of fact, Larry, a family man and a one time factory worker, is the subject of and stars in the feature documentary film, “Dirty Country.” A frequent guest on the Howard Stern Show, he writes and records some of the funniest and raunchiest songs you’ll ever hear. Since 1993, Larry has released more than a dozen albums at truck stops across America, and performs live with his band, -itis.

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The Beaver Boys "A Blow Job Is Better Than No Job"
www.beaverboys.net
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This mysterious, Chicago based duo met in college and write and record anonymously as Dirty Derek and Gary Gash. What started out as a ploy to attract chicks and get laid, has turned into a creative series of very funny and filthy adult comedy songs. By day, they live and work as a mortgage broker and a financial planner for high-net worth individuals, and even their parents and co-workers have no idea what they do for fun and leisure.

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Uncle Carl "I’m Too Tired (To Masturbate)"
www.unclecarl.net
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New Jersey native, Uncle Carl is a professional, working class musician who has played and toured with Little Anthony & The Imperials, The Shirelles, The Tokens, and Sam from Sam & Dave. He has benefited from his association and experience with these 50’s, 60’s and 70’s artists and songwriters in his own writing. And it shows in this authentic, finely produced blues number with his fine vocals and tasty guitar licks.

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William H Nutsack "Destination Dirtpipe"
www.williamhnutsack.com

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Award winning LA porn Director, William H Nutsack is no stranger to taboo subject matter in his art and music. He has directed more than 100 films with titles like Big Wet Asses, Swallow My Squirt, Big Wet Tits, Squirt Gangbang 2, Blow It Out Your Ass, Teenage Anal Addict, Squirt In My Gape 2, Cum Drenched Black Tits, and of course, Destination Dirtpipe. William routinely writes and records songs for his films and uses humor for emphasis and to drive home the point.

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Red Peters "When I Jerk Off, I Think Of You"
www.redpeters.com
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Boston singer/songwriter Red Peters is the author of two best selling comedy music cds, “I Laughed, I Cried, I Fudged My Undies!” and “Ol’ Blue Balls Is Back!”, and is host of The Red Peters Comedy Music Hour on Howard 101, Sirius Satellite Radio. He has produced several cd collections with various artists on Oglio Comedy, including “The Best Of The Red Peters Comedy Music Hour, Vol. 1”, “It’s A Red Peters Christmas, Vol. 1”, and “Red Peters Presents, The Summer Song Sizzler”. His song, “I Can’t Say These Things” was nominated for a Grammy in 2006, and was featured by Howard Stern as his anthem for his highly publicized battle with the FCC before leaving terrestrial radio and heralded his move to satellite.

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Cameron Bameron "Fuck You"
www.myspace.com/cameronbameron

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Pacific Northwest singer/songwriter Cameron Bameron grew up as a Mormon, and started writing silly songs as therapy on the ukelele after an emotional break-up with his girlfriend. He appeared on a classic Judge Judy episode as the defendant in a case that involved him being fired 30 seconds into a gig at a family function and where the host demanded her money back. He was shut down for playing an outrageous, controversial, and off color song. Judge Judy ruled in his favor. His mother designed and painted his album cover.

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Bob Garrett’s Banned "There’s A Homo In The Bunkhouse"
www.homointhebunkhouse.com

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Bob Garrett is a professional musician from Southern California and works with a lot of great musicians, including guitarist Greg Douglas from The Steve Miller Band who plays on this song. Like most musical journeymen, the temptation to use his God-given talents to lampoon popular songs and write blasphemous, off-color ditties is uncontrollable. His album, “Songs To Offend Just About Everyone” says it all.

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Pig Vomit "Vagina"
www.thevibratones.com

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In the early 1990’s, while at K-Rock in NYC, Howard Stern had a house band, and that band was Pig Vomit. The band was fronted by singer/songwriter/keyboardist, Frank Esposito, and they appeared on Stern’s radio and TV shows, and at his shows at Madison Square Garden, Nassau Coliseum, Capital Center, and The Bitter End. Frank has played and recorded with Bon Jovi, The Who, Jethro Tull, the Billy Joel Band, Billy Squier, John Melencamp, Foreigner, Leslie West, Hall & Oates, KISS, Twisted Sister, the E Street Band, and Aerosmith. He is now a member and lead vocalist of the rock/dance/party band, The Vibratones.

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Dickie Weed "Have A Drink On Me"
www.myspace.com/dickieweed
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Dickie Weed is regular contributor to the Red Peters Comedy Music Hour. He’s a prolific Nashville based songwriter who writes professionally under his real name and has written songs for Glen Campbell, Willie Nelson, Bonnie Raitt, Waylon Jennings, Ray Charles, The Allman Brothers, Brooks & Dunne, and Cher. He loves to have a few drinks, smoke some herb, and then write fucked up songs. And he does it for himself, his friends, and for shits and giggles. His finely crafted songs have excellent lyrics and great melodies, and are recorded and produced to the highest standards.

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The Official Summer Song Sizzler Commercial

HAVE AN UNCENSORED SUMMER

WITH RADIO HOST RED PETERS

RED’S NEW SUMMER SONG SIZZLER COMPILATION

AVAILABLE NOW

LOS ANGELES, CA (May 1, 2010) - Radio host and singer/songwriter Red Peters will be ushering in the summer with both a new Red Peters Comedy Music Hour radio show as heard on the Sirius XM channel Howard 101, and a brand new 16 track Red Peters Presents: The Summer Song Sizzler music compilation, set for a May 25th street date from Oglio Records, a Fontana/Universal distributed label. Red Peters, an artist in his own right best known for his classic song “How’s Your Whole... Family”, hosts the only radio show, thanks to Howard Stern and the freedom allowed on satellite radio, dedicated to playing some of the funniest, uncensored, and outrageously explicit expressions of first amendment rights recorded.

“Years ago, I was at the crossroads of making a decision between a career in comedy or music. I was doing both and I had to really think about which turned me on the most. I chose music. And although I loved comedy, I realized that good music made me feel better inside than anything else. I went on to write some pretty funny songs and have never regretted my decision. Since then, I have worked with many great songwriters and musicians, and it never ceases to amaze me how funny, original and creative people can be. So when Howard Stern gave me the opportunity to produce my own radio show for his satellite radio channel, I knew exactly what I wanted to do: Seek out and showcase the unsung writers and producers of funny and original f***** up music. Songs with bad manners, filthy lyrics, blasphemous rants, and subject matter unacceptable in proper society. All the fun stuff that can be heard on my radio show and on my compilations.” - Red Peters

The Red Peters Comedy Music Hour, Summer Song Sizzler show will broadcast Memorial Day, May 31 on the Sirius XM channel, Howard 101 at 7pm EST. Check myspace.com/redpeters or facebook.com/redpeters for the radio show replay schedule and the Oglio Records page, oglio.com, for more on the Red Peters Presents: The Summer Song Sizzler music compilation.

1) Dickie Weed - Aw Fuck You (3:45)
2) Sons Of Butcher - Fuck The Shit (:50)
3) Cock Lorge - I Want You (2:54)
4) The Wet Spots - Do You Take It in The Ass? (2:51)
5) Lil’ Mikey Roohan - Jerkin’ Off Tonight (2:58)
6) Biker Joe Warren - Fuck You (3:25)
7) Tastiskank -The Sex Song (3:19)
8) Larry Pierce - All I Did Was Just Fuck Her (2:47)
9) Beaver Boys - A Blow Job Is Better Than No Job (2:22)
10) Uncle Carl - I’m Too Tired (To Masturbate) (3:00)
11) William H. Nutsack - Destination Dirtpipe (1:27)
12) Red Peters - When I Jerk Off, I Think Of You (3:22)
13) Cameron Bameron - Fuck You (3:22)
14) Bob Garrett’s Banned - Homo In The Bunkhouse (1:40)
15) Pig Vomit - Vagina (2:38)
16) Dickie Weed - Have Another Drink On Me (3:22)
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Roger Alan Wade – All Likkered Up

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Roger Alan Wade is a country western singer/songwriter with over 20 years in the business. He has written for the likes of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings and George Jones. Hell, he even has a couple of gold records and a #1 song with Hank Williams Jr.’s “Country State of Mind,” to show for it. His “If You’re Gonna Be Dumb, You Gotta Be Tough” song ended up on the Jackass soundtrack and became the unofficial theme of the movie.

Roger gained national attention when his first cousin, the actor Johnny Knoxville sent some songs he recorded in Knoxville’s living room to Howard Stern. Stern liked them so much he invited Roger to New York to perform live in the studio. The response was so great, the cousins decided to make an album and “All Likkered Up” is the debut release from the new alliance between Oglio Entertainment and Johnny Knoxville Records.

Track Listing

1)  Butt Ugly Slut
2)  Gone Back To Whoring
3)  My Baby Loves Malt Liquor
4)  Pointing
5)  Sweet Wine Of Sorrow
6)  All Likkered Up
7)  If You're Gonna Be Dumb, You Gotta Be Tough
8)  Chicken Song
9)  She's A Baby When She Cries
10) Fryin' Bacon Nekkid
11) Horse I Wanna Ride
12) Counterman
13) Johnny Cash Has Died
14) BB Gun
15) Put Another Log On The Fire
Bonus tracks:
16) Butt Ugly Slut
17) All Likkered Up (Demo)
18) Knoxville Girl

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Roger Alan Wade

"All Likkered Up"

"You just give him a couple of fifths of Crown Royal, a pack of smokes and a case of beer, put him in front of a four track, and get out of the way."
-Johnny Knoxville on recording his cousin Roger Alan Wade on Wade's debut album "All Likkered Up."-

Roger Alan Wade is a country western singer and songwriter with over 20 years in the business. He has written for the likes of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Hank Williams Jr, and George Jones. Hell, he even has a couple of gold records to show for it. (Actually, that's all he has to show for it, because what the ex-wives didn't take, the IRS did).

He got his first taste of the national attention when his first cousin, the actor Johnny Knoxville (Jackass, Dukes of Hazard Summer 2005) sent some songs Wade recorded in Knoxville's living room to Howard Stern. Stern liked the songs so much he started playing them on the air. Howard even invited Roger to New York to perform such classic hits as Butt Ugly Slut, Poontang, and Gone Back To Whorin' live in the studio on the Howard Stern Show. Rog's music and between song banter of bullshit was a hit with Stern and his audience to say the least. That is when Oglio records first took notice.

Born in Knoxville, he was raised in what Roger describes as "the cultural center of the world," Chattanooga, Tennessee. Wade married at 18, (just like Springsteen said in THE RIVER, "I got my union card and a Wedding Coat") and began his working life as a forklift driver-to this day his favorite profession- later picking up a gig driving a milk truck.

His life-changing moment- "I went to see Waylon at Memorial Auditorium in Chattanooga and thought it was the coolest thing ever. So, the next day I went out and got a guitar. After that, my career started off slow and then tapered off."

Knoxville beams, "Rog is one of the most naturally talented people you'll ever meet. Whether it's writing a song or shooting pool, he has a knack for anything he tries. The problem is he doesn't give a shit. Nashville has come calling in the past but they wanted him to wear this or sing like that, and he said "to hell with 'em" and went back to writing his songs and singing in honky tonks. And when he'd come out to LA to visit we would all get real loaded and sit that last som' bitch in front of a four track and let him sing his crazy-ass songs. One of the songs he recorded "If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough" ended up on the Jackass soundtrack and became the unofficial theme of the movie. The other song went to Howard and there was such a great response we decided to make an album."

Now the self-proclaimed "luckiest cat to ever walk in shoe leather" has a new project. Roger says, "We were at Johnny Knoxville's house in the hills above Hollywood, the circus was in town. Me and Knox had run out of gas on the way to the liquor store earlier, but things were starting to shape up. Sam set up the gear in Knox's livin' room and we started rolling words and chords mixed with stories of sluts, angels, whiskey and heroes, outa tune'n out time. Don't look too deep for meaning. We didn't. Everyone was there and we had a hell of a time."

Knoxville says "ever since I was little our family wanted Rog to release an album. Rog wanted to as well but he would only do it on his terms. Stubborn ole ass….."

"I've been trippin' like Dick Van Dyke since I've been 20. Knox believed in me and it seems like we've got a shot now." Hell yea.

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LYRICS


1. Butt Ugly Slut (Roger Alan Wade, Songs of Chandessica, BMI)
Eagle, buzzard, sparrow, crow take me down where the winds don't blow
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
And a jealous old man in jail
I want one so ugly she'll crack a mirror
And so fat she'll knock a needle off a scale
As long as she buys me a new Zebec
I don't care if she's built like a blue whale
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
And a jealous old man in jail
Lord she's igner'nt, but she's ugly
Yes she's lazy, but she's mean
I've been to two tent revivals and a chicken fight
And I ain't never seen nuthin'
Like when my little wildebeest tears into a dozen jelly-filled Krispy Kremes
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
And a jealous old man in jail
I want one so ugly she'll crack a mirror
And so fat she'll knock a train off a rail
Well I don't care if she cheats on me
As long she sends me checks in the mail
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
And a jealous old man in jail
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
And a jealous old man in jail
Wahoo


2. Gone Back To Whorin' (Roger Alan Wade, Songs of Chandessica, BMI)
She's a gone back to whorin'
That's what I heard
She's somewhere snorin'
With some ol' rich bird
You know the things that I gave her
Musta got kinda borin'
Last that I heard, she done
Gone back to whorin'
She's a gone back to whorin'
This ain't the first rodeo
She makin' a fortune
Screwin' dudes she don't know
I asked her she told me
Darlin' It's my job
Suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
Suck the corn off a cob
She done gone back to whorin'
This ain't her first time
I got some lovin'
And I'm down to my last dime
She look like an angel
My life's a wreck
I go from hell straight to heaven
If she'd take a check
She's a gone back to whorin'
She's a good girl
She got fishnet hose
Too much jerry curl
I miss her when I'm lonesome
When I'm horny real bad
She ain't to cheap lord
But she's the best that I've had
She's a gone back to whorin'


3. My Baby Loves Malt Liquor (Roger Alan Wade, Songs of Chandessica, BMI)
Dennis Knutson, Bullís Creek Music, BMI
My baby...she loves malt liquor
Loves to wash it down with a fightin cock kicker
Just layin' on that big ass clickin' that clicker lord
My baby she love malt liquor
Yeah her ex ol man was guitar picker
Then lord he likely blew his ticker
He couldn't keep his frig full of Colt 45
When the booze ran out she sent him packin'
When lookin' for a man with corporate backin'
Fat lip smackin' neath that big beehive
Yeah she got a pocket book full of cigarettes and Snickers
She got room on her rump for a big bumper sticker
I just glad it don't say honk if I'm ugly and fat
If I had a horn I'd have to blow it
She'd say kiss my ass and then she'd show it
I'd rather go blind than look at somethin' like that
My baby...she loves malt liquor
Loves to wash it down with a fightin cock kicker
Just layin' on her drunk ass clickin' that clicker lord
My baby...she loves malt liquor
Yeah it's been three weeks since she changed them knickers
All she wants to do is drink and bicker
Hell I'd just hose her down and she'd just brush her tooth
She love Bon Bons, Ding Dongs, Birthday cake
She's a wig wearin' walkin' talkin' big earthquake
She ran off gnawin' on a Baby Ruth
My baby...she loves malt liquor
Loves to wash it down with a fightin cock kicker
Just layin' on her drunk ass clickin' that clicker lord
My baby... she loves malt liquor
My baby... she loves malt liquor


4. Poontang (Roger Alan Wade, Songs of Chandessica, BMI)
OOO wee you sweet thang
How 'bout just a little poontang
OOO wee you sweet thang
How 'bout a little poontang
She said, A little poontang that's where it's at
Id' Like a little one, too
Mine's As Big As A Hat
OOO wee you sweet thang
How 'bout a little poontang
I took a look, said darlin' is that what ya got
She said, this ain't orange powder and water and you ain't no astronaut
This ain't no breakfast drink kinda thing
You're goin' to the moon real soon with a real poontang
OOO wee you sweet thang
How 'bout just a little poontang
OOO wee you sweet thang
How 'bout a little poontang
She said, A little poontang that's where it's at
Id' Like a little one, too
Mine's As Big As A Hat
OOO wee you sweet thang
How 'bout a little poontang
So I said, "Should I ask her?"
Knoxville says "Hell ya ask her
So I says "Darlin' can I smell your poontang
She says "Why no" So I says "it must be your socks"
OOO wee you sweet thang
How 'bout just a little poontang
OOO wee you sweet thang
How 'bout a little poontang
She said, A little poontang that's where it's at
Id' Like a little one, too
Mine's As Big As A Hat
OOO wee you sweet thang
How 'bout a little poontang
How 'bout it


5. Sweet Wine Of Sorrow (Roger Alan Wade, Shandy Dixon, Carol Moore, Pewee Moore , Songs of Chandessica, BMI)
I's standin in the mornin' rain, outside a Norfolk southern yard
Rollin' dice like a train, the wind was blowin' hard
I'm down twenty to the devil, hell I hope he'll take a check
I kiss his ass till I get level, and I'll break his neck
I have drank from the cup of your soul like there ain't no tomorrow
I was cursed from the first with a thirst for that sweet wine of sorrow
Ah there's things a man can do to himself, where his own parents don't recognize his face
And there's things he does to everybody else that even true love can't erase
And you wind up scattered all in pieces spend your life tryin' to understand
When you figure it out you realize, the selfishness between you and the Promised Land
I have drank from the cup of your soul like there ain't no tomorrow
I been cursed from the first with a thirst for that sweet wine of sorrow
Hallelujah, I'd trade anything I can beg steal or borrow
I was curst from the first with a thirst for that sweet wine of sorrow
Now I'm shattered on the sidewalk, like them dishes that they brought
When you're swollen with my baby and your daddy bought that shot gun n we got caught
Now there ain't much that matters, to tell the truth I still don't understand
So I think I'll go down to Madame Moreass's, just pretend you ever gave a damn
Oh, I have drank from the cup of your soul like there ain't no tomorrow
I was cursed from the first with a thirst for that sweet wine of sorrow
Hallelujah, I'd trade anything I can beg steal or borrow
I was cursed from the first with a thirst for that sweet wine of sorrow
Baby...I was curst from the first with a thirst for that sweet wine of sorrow


6. All Likkered Up (Roger Alan Wade, John Richard Wade, Songs Of Chandessica, , Dan Bowen Music, Incorporated Friends Music, BMI)
She was all likkered up
She was all likkered up
She come home late last night
She was all likkered up
She had her red dress tore
Had her red dress tore
She come home late last night
with her red dress tore
She was all likkered up
She had her lipstick smeared
Had her lipstick smeared
She come home late last night lipstick smeared, and her red dress tore
She was all likkered up
High heels in her hands
High heels in her hands
Yeah she come home late last night high heels in her hands, her red dress tore, her lipstick smeared, all likkered up
Had her paycheck blown. Had her paycheck blown.
Yeah she come home late last night with her paycheck blown
Her lipstick smeared, high heels in her hands, her red dress tore, She was all likkered up
She was doin' the hootchie-cootchie
She was doin' the hootchie-cootchie.
Yeah she come home late last night, her paycheck blown, her lipstick smeared, high heels in her hands, her red dress tore, doin' the hootchie-cootchie
all likkered up
She had lovin' on her mind
She had lovin' on her mind
She come home late last night with lovin' on her mind, doin' the hootchie-cootchie,
paycheck blown, lipstick smeared, high heels in her hands, red dress tore, and a partridge in a pear tree
She was all likkered up
She was all likkered up
Come home late last night all likkered up
She was all likkered up
All likkered up
She come her big ass home at 4 in the mornin', paycheck blown, lipstick smeared, high heels in her hand, red dress torn a doin' the hootchie-cootchie, fallin' out of a yellow cab
I said, "where's your big ass been Edna since 4 in the mornin'?"
She spit popcorn on me and said "Big Lots"
Some dude rolled outta there and throwed up on my PF Flyers
Said good to meet ya dude
I said, "Dude best thing you can do is take your dog and get to the house
I said "Edna you need to get in there and brush your tooth and get on to work
You come in her drunk. She says, "I'm not drunk. I've been drinkin' that jaegersmeisters all night but I'm not drunk...brother
I'm all likkered up
She's all likkered up
Oh, baby come home late last night, she was all likkered up
She's was all likkered up.
She's all likkered up
She come home late last night she was all likkered up


7. If Your Gonna Be Dumb, You Gotta Be Tough (Roger Alan Wade, Songs of Chandessica, Dan Bowen Music, Incorporated Friends Music, BMI)
If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
When you get knocked down you gotta get back up,
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but I know enough, to know,
If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
I lit my brain with rotgut whisky
Till my pain was chicken fried
I've had dudes with badges frisk me,
Teach me how to swallow pride
I took advice no fool would take
I got some habits, I can't shake
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but I know enough, to know,
If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough!
When you get knocked down you gotta get back up.
That's the way it is in life and love
If your gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.
I've been up and down and down and out
I've been left and right and wrong
Will walk the walk and run my mouth
Been on that short end for to long
But if they gave metals for honkie tonk wars
Hell I'd keep mine in my chest o' drawers
Well my IRS bills and divorce papers and all that stuff
If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough!
If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough!
When you get knocked down you gotta get back up.
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but I know enough, to know,
If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough


8. Chicken Song (Roger Alan Wade, Songs Of Chandessica, Dan Bowen Music, Incorporated Friends Music, BMI)
A chicken wakes up to a new world every day
Far as a chicken's concerned everything's A-OK
A chicken don't worry 'bout nothin' but cluckin' and the price of eggs today
And don't worry much about that
'Cause what the farmer don't snatch before she can hatch
Aww the weasel's gonna steal 'em anyway
A chicken wakes up to a new world every day
You reckon a chicken ever finds herself frettin' about getting' old and ugly and fat?
I know a chicken's kind of dim, but I'm goin' out on a limb and I'd say a chicken is smarter 'an that
Hell, a chicken's just happy bein' one of them chickens that ain't one of them chickens in every pot
Ya know a chicken knows half of bein' happy is just bein' happy with whatcha got
Another half of bein' happy is just bein' happy no matter what
People, life is short, time's a tickin'
If you're gonna live like a king you gotta think like a chicken
Oh, a chicken wakes up to a new world every day
Far as a chicken's concerned everything's A-okay
A chicken don't worry 'bout nothin' but cluckin' and the price of eggs today
That's eggs AGGGGGS
And don't worry much about that
'Cause what the farmer don't snatch before she can hatch
Aww weasel's gonna steal 'em anyway
A chicken wakes up to a whole new world every day
Poor old chicken don't get no respect
There either swipin' her eggs or fryin' her legs or trying' to wring her neck
But a chicken understands her position and knows in this current condition it ain't gonna change
So she made the decision to roost every evenin' in the rusted out chassis of a beat up Chevrolet
And just wake up to a new world every day... yodalaeee....
Oh a chicken wakes up to a whole new world every day
Far as a chicken's concerned everything's A-OK
A chicken don't worry 'but nothin' but cluckin' and the price of eggs today
And don't worry much about that
'Cause what the farmer don't snatch before she can hatch
Hell the weasel's gonna steal 'em anyway
A chicken wakes up to a new world
A chicken wakes up to a new world
A chicken wakes up to a whole new world every day
A chicken wakes up to a whole new world every day
A chicken wakes up to a whole new world every day


9. She's A Baby When She Cries (Roger Alan Wade, Songs of Chandessica, BMI)
She's a baby when she cries
A little girl when she's alone
She's a lady when she sighs
She's a woman when she moans
She's an angel when she comes
She's a gypsy when she goes
Oh I tremble when she hums
Some old song only I know
She's an angel when she comes
She's a gypsy when she goes
Now my heart beats like a drum
She steps out of her clothes


10. Fryin' Bacon Nekkid (Roger Alan Wade, Songs of Chandessica, Dan Bowen Music, Incorporated Friends Music, BMI)
Dennis Knutson, Seven Angels Music, Songs of Polygram, BMI
Kostas, Polygram, BMI
Lovin' you is like fryin' bacon nekkid
Whoa you tempt me darlin' then you torture me
Lovin' you is like fryin' bacon naked
And that's how I feel when you get through with me
Lord, you think I'd know
You thin I'd learn
A man falls in love
A man's gonna get burned
But all I ask from you
Is this solemn pledge
Oh, you can burn the bacon
But please don't scorch the sausage
Lovin' you is like fryin' bacon nekkid
Whoa you tempt me darlin' then you torture me
Lovin' you is like fryin' bacon naked
That's how I feel when you get through with me
What made God put thorns on a rose
He got his reasons, I suppose
Some what makes a woman, what to put her man
Like cold fat back in a hot frying pan
Lovin' you is like fryin' bacon nekkid
Whoa you tempt me darlin' then you torture me
Lovin' you is like fryin' bacon nekkid
That's how I feel when you get through with me, sweet Louise
Baby, that's how I feel when you get through with me


11. Horse I Wanna Ride (Roger Alan Wade, Songs of Chandessica, BMI)
Dennis Knutson, Knutsongs, BMI
Yeah lets, lets get this before the wheels fall off
All right ready, ready
That's the kind of horse I wanna ride
With a saddle on his back
And a bare back heart inside
He'll pull an honest plow 'n still have racing in his stride
That's the kind of horse I wanna ride
That's the kind of horse I wanna ride
There's two kinds of horses in this world
Cause only one you can trust to leave untied
Most will bolt like a colt at the first sound of thunder
There's one that will stand and stare the storm in the eye
That's the kind of horse I wanna ride
And That's the kind of horse I wanna ride
With a saddle on his back
And a bare back heart inside
He'll pull an honest plow 'n still have racing in his stride
That's the kind of horse I wanna ride
That's the kind of horse I wanna ride
There's horses that run to place and show
There's one horse that runs just to win
The kind Jesse James would steel for his bride
That's the kind of horse I wanna ride
And That's the kind of horse I wanna ride
With a saddle on his back
And a bare back heart inside
He'll pull an honest plow 'n still have racing in his stride
That's the kind of horse I wanna ride in my life
That's the kind of horse I wanna ride tonight baby
That's the kind of horse I wanna ride


12. Counterman (Roger Alan Wade, Songs of Chandessica, Dan Bowen Music, Incorporated Friends Music, BMI)
Dennis Knutson, Major Bob Music, BMI
Charlie Stefle, Major Bob Music, BMI
Well I'm a counterman at the auto zone store in Burmingham Alabama
We got everything from A to Z some miscellaneous and what have ya
I got the parts to fix all the parts a cars and make them all blow smoke
But I ain't got the part for the part of my heart that woman of mine just broke
But I'm a counterman and Isa counting on her just to stay with me the rest of my life
I's a crazy for wishing that blond beautician would settle down and be my wife
I'd bet a set a plugs she's powdered up and painted dancing hose in her high heels
Cause she pretty as a cherry 57 Chevy and smooth as an Oldsmobile
I even talked to the fram air filter man about making her miss December
On the calendar for the customers and distributors and vendors
Well, my mama said it will probably go to her head and hell I guess my mama was right
Cause I'm putting cashews in my coat she's at the burgundy room tonight
Well I'm a counterman and Isa counting on her just to stay with me the rest of my life
And I's a crazy for wishing that wild beautician would settle down and be my wife
I'd bet a set a plugs she's powdered up and painted dancing hose in her high heels
Cause she pretty as a cherry 57 Chevy and smooth as an Oldsmobile
Ah she pretty as a cherry 57 Chevy and smooth as an Oldsmobile


13. Johnny Cash Has Died (Roger Alan Wade, Songs of Chandessica, BMI)
It's like this, uh
Rat poison rains falling downtown
A devil's whores wearing a red nightgown
Here I am again in a parking lot just hanging around
Wasting my life waiting for another deal to go down
I can hear that train a comin'
It ain't coming back again
I can hear the angels humming in that Arkansas wind
They're coming to carry him off to the other side
Mama Rosie called Johnny Cash has died
I can hear that train a comin'
It ain't coming back again
I can hear June Carter call
In that Arkansas wind
She's waiting there on the other side
Mama, that was Rosie on the phone
Mama Johnny Cash has died
I can hear that train a comin
It ain't coming back again
I hear the angels humming in that Arkansas wind
He's singing Jackson with June again tonight
Mama wakeup daddy
Tell him Johnny Cash has died
It's the first time my daddy ever cried


14. BB Gun (Roger Alan Wade, Songs of Chandessica, BMI)
I'd like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun
Lay there in the tall grass and laugh at what I'd done
Put a blood blister upon each bun
I'd like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun
I'd love to rub your toothbrush on a sick monkey's butt
Give your home phone number to some perverted nut
Tell everybody what you really weigh and just for fun
I'd like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun
I'd like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun
Lay there in the tall grass and wait for the cops to come
Put a blood blister upon each bun
I'd like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun
I'd love to kick your poodle
I'd love to sling your cat
Bust your Yanni CD's with a baseball bat
Send your fat mouth mama sailing like the flying nun
I'd like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun
I'd like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun
Lay there in the tall grass and wait for the cops to come
Put a blood blister upon each bun
I'd like to pop Sally Field right square in the ass with a red rider BB Gun


15. Put Another Log On The Fire (Shel Silverstein, Evil Eye Music Inc., BMI)
Put another log on the fire
Cook me up some beacon and some beans
Go out to the car and change the tire
Worsh my socks and sew my old blue jeans
Come on baby
There you can fill my pop and fetch my slippers
Then boil me up another pot of tea
Go put another log on the fire
Then come and tell me why you're leaving me
Don't I let you worsh my car on Sunday
Don't I warn you when you're gettin fat
And I gonna take you fishin someday
Hell, a man can't love a woman more than that
Ain't I always nice to your kid sister
Don't I take her driving every night
So sit here at my feet
Cause I love it when you sweep
You know it ain't feminine to fight
So, put another log on the fire
Go cook me up some bacon and some beans
Go out to the car and change the tire
Worsh my socks and sew my old blue jeans
Come on baby
Oh you can fill my pop and then go fetch my slippers
And boil me up another pot of tea
Go put another log on the fire
Then come and tell me why you're leaving me


BONUS TRACKS
16. Butt Ugly Slut (New Version) (Roger Alan Wade, Songs of Chandessica, BMI)
17. All Likkered Up (Demo) (Roger Alan Wade, John Richard Wade, Songs Of Chandessica, , Dan Bowen Music, Incorporated Friends Music, BMI)


18. Knoxville Girl
I met a girl in Knoxville
A town we all know well
And every Sunday evening
Out in her home I'd dwell
We went to take an evening walk
About a mile from town
I picked a stick up off the ground
And knocked that fat girl down
She fell down on her bended knees
For mercy she did cry
Oh, Willie dear, don't kill me here
I'm unprepared to die
She never spoke another word
I'll only beat her more
Until the ground around me
Within her blood did flow
I took her by her golden curls
And I drug her 'round and 'round
Throwed her in the river
That flows through Knoxville town
Go down, go down, you Knoxville girl
With the dark and roving eyes
Go down, go down, you Knoxville girl
You can never be my bride
I started back to Knoxville
Got there about midnight
My mother she was worried
And woke up in a fright
Saying, "Dear son, what have you done
To bloody your clothes so?"
I told my anxious mother
I was bleeding at the nose
I called for me a candle
To light myself to bed
I called for me a handkerchief
To bind my achin' head
Rolled and tumbled the whole night through
As troubles was for me
Like flames of hell around my bed
And in my eyes can see
They carried me down to Knoxville
And put me in a cell
My friends all tried to get me out
But none could go my bail
I here to waste my life away
Down in this dirty old jail
Because I murdered that Knoxville girl
The girl I loved so well
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Arrogant Worms – Gift Wrapped: The Best Of The Arrogant Worms


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The Arrogant Worms are Canada's best known musical comedy act. This "best of" collection, pulled from seven of their previous releases, represents a cross section of their zany wit, original material and their amazingly exuberant energy.

AllMusicGuide.com album review by Heather Phares

Gift Wrapped: The Best of the Arrogant Worms celebrates a decade's worth of work from Canada's comedy-folk trio and introduces their work to the United States. The album gathers the highlights from their seven Canadian albums, which skewer pop music ("Celine Dion," "Boy Band"), religion ("Jesus' Brother Bob"), and cultural trends ("A Man Has Needs," "Carrot Juice Is Murder," and "Idiot Road"). Other highlights include "Big Fat Road Manager," "Me Like Hockey," and "Rippy the Gator." Live versions of songs like "Malcolm" and the previously unreleased "Dog Named Bob" and "Song Inside My Head" also make this collection worthwhile for Worms fans who already have all of their albums.

Gift Wrapped: The Best of the Arrogant Worms

Track Listing:

  • A Man Has Needs
  • Jesus' Brother Bob
  • Boy Band
  • Malcolm
  • Big Fat Road Manager
  • Carrot Juice Is Murder
  • The Happy Happy Birthday Song
  • Me Like Hockey
  • Idiot Road
  • Christmas Is Almost Here
  • Log In To You
  • I Am Cow
  • Celine Dion
  • Let There Be Guns
  • Rippy The Gator
  • Santa's Gonna Kick your Ass
  • Dog Named Bob (bonus track)
  • Song Inside My Head (bonus track)

 

 

 

Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling – F Jackie


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F. jackie was named long before it was released. After years of even nuns saying that to me, Carl Oglio said, "Why not call the next CD 'F. jackie?' Then every time somebody says it, it'll be promotion."

Sheer genius. In fact, genius enough that I took credit for it until Carl gently reminded me that it was his idea. I still have never seen the proof. Is he right? Yes. But it's so brilliant, I still require proof.

This was recorded in 2000. Once again, the real star of the show is the electric crowd at "The Comedy Palace."

The highlight for me is when a guy yells, "Nice shirt." I had been wearing a silly shirt to bait the crowd for what follows. I had stolen the ridiculous shirt after I wore it in my first film, "Pot Luck." I've worn that shirt for almost every show I've done since.

The CD is my best, by far. I have the rhythm & editing down to a science. For years I've told everybody, "I love all of my CD's, but you can dance to 'F. jackie.' "

- Jackie Martling

F. JACKIE

Tracks:

  • Shouters & Specials
  • Fixers & Fighters
  • Invaders & Interfectors
  • Knobs & Gnashers
  • Lizards & Loungers
  • Imbibers & Idiots
  • Dooties & Deception
  • Twins & Tainters
  • Coffins & Calculus
  • Strollers & Pushers
  • Curers & Carnivals
  • Smoochers & Smellers
  • Taster & Toters
  • Partners & Posers
  • Travelers & Tubesteaks
  • Boozers & Bungholes
  • Chokers & Chewers
  • Sharers & Soloists
  • Handicapped & Halitosis, The
  • Cornholers & Confederates
  • Filchers & Fetchers
  • Taverns & Transplants
  • Dunkers & Delicacies
  • Donors & Disgust

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Henry Phillips – On The Shoulders of Freaks | Number 2


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Always the kid in school who would just as soon lose his lunch as give a speech in front of the class, HENRY PHILLIPS is making up for his childhood insecurities with his hilariously cynical take on our bizarre world. Combining lighthearted pop culture and social observation with taboo-smashing refrains, political jibes and innocent melodies that smack of cool sincerity, the native New Yorker is poised to become the Tom Lehrer of his generation.

Tracks:

  • On the Shoulders of Freaks
  • Sweet Little Blossom of Mine
  • I'll Be Your Everything
  • Drivin'
  • The Bitch Song
  • The First Time I Saw You
  • When We Were Young
  • Your Tax Dollars at Work
  • Jerkin' Around
  • What Do You Want Me To Do About It?
  • The Fight

Henry Phillips "Number 2"


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Henry Phillips, a singer/comedian from New York has released NUMBER 2 (Oglio Records), the follow up album to, ON THE SHOULDERS OF FREAKS.

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Tracks:

  • Talking Again
  • Fresh Out Of Blues
  • Mystery Girl Story Intro
  • Mystery Girl
  • Guitar Pill
  • Hey, Mr. Postman!
  • Urban Myth
  • Roomate Story Intro
  • Roommate From Hell
  • Hit In The Head By A Brick
  • Night I Fell In Love With You, The
  • What Do You Want Me To Do About It? ('99 Version)
  • Jane (Stop This Crazy Thing!)

George W. Bush Singers – Songs in the Key of W

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LIMITED TIME OFFER: To celebrate the coming elections, order the George W Bush Singers "Songs In The Key of W" CD and get this nifty blue "Choir Member" t-shirt for FREE! The shirt was a promotional item made for the original band members and friends. It is a good quality Fruit of the Loom Heavy T-Shirt - certain to be a family treasure for years to come. Men's XL Only. Very limited supplies so order early and often!

The statements of the President of the United States of America should be sung with great ardor! The eloquence of our Chief Executive deserves to be honored and commemorated!

So that we might demonstrate our respect, admiration & reverence, we present to you this unbreakable record – in Stereo-rific Sound - devoted solely to making a joyful noise and celebrating the words of our 43rd President.

Sing along with the George W. Bush Singers!

Tracks:
Welcome
War In Iraq
Deep Thoughts (Part I)
Peeance Freeance
4,000 Hours
She’s An Unsticker
Embetterment! Ingrinable!
Nucular
Commiserate, Not Commiserate
In Tennessee
Deep Thoughts (Part II)

Liner Notes Author: George W. Bush Singers.
Recording information: Aerie Studios, Austin, TX; Vari-Tone Sudios, No.3.
Arranger: Steve McAllister.
George W. Bush Singers: Stewart Cochran, Mike Irene, JJ Jones (vocals).
Personnel: Jay Maui (guitar, steel guitar, dobro); David Gratz (tenor saxophone); Brad Avenson (trumpet); Stewart Cochran (piano, Clavinet); Craig Robinson (electric piano, organ); Kyle Schneider (drums).

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George Lopez – El Mas Chingon | Team Leader | Right Now Right Now | Alien Nation


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On "El Mas Chingon" (or 'The Baddest..."), standup comic and sitcom star George Lopez's observations on Latino culture and his own life reveal him to be one of the most real and honest comedians since Richard Pryor. With his comedy albums, tours, TV show, book, movies, awards and influence, comedian George Lopez is El Mas Chingon.

George Lopez is a Harris Poll Top Ten TV Personality, on TV Guide's list of 50 Greatest TV Dads of All Time and recognized by Time Magazine as one of the 25 Most Influential Hispanics In America.

Awards include Image Vision Award, Latino Spirit Award for Excellence in Television, the National Hispanic Media Coalition Impact Award and a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. This CD will ship autographed - while supplies last!

Tracks:

  • Si Se Puede "Oh My God"
  • Different Is Masputo
  • Kids Now
  • Swimming
  • Weenies On A Fork
  • Cider
  • Church Hangover
  • Grandma & The Supremes
  • White Dudes In The Family
  • Going Back Five Times
  • Walk Of Fame
  • Will
  • Who Told You That?
  • Kidney
  • Operation Chorizo

George Lopez "Team Leader"


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* * * EDITED VERSION * * * Finally an edited version of "Team Leader" the whole family can enjoy. Closing in on 150,000 units sold of the original, these edits will make George's comedy available to an even greater audience.

George Lopez is one of the premier comedic talents in the entertainment industry today. He is the co-creator, writer, producer and star of the ABC network and Warner Bros. Television produced sitcom, "George Lopez," now in its third season. "Team Leader" was released in 2003 to great public acclaim and was nominated for a Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album in 2004.

Tracks:

  • Spanglish
  • Chicano Speak
  • Orientation
  • Team Leader
  • Kids In The Store
  • The Bike
  • Mexican Homes
  • Dogs
  • Disposable Camera
  • Disneyland
  • Weddings In The Back Yard
  • My Uncle's Heart Attack
  • Love You...Sober
  • Crazy Aunt
  • The Bush
  • The White House
  • Fame
  • Jack In The Box
  • Socoro

George Lopez "Right Now Right Now"


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GEORGE LOPEZ reached a broad audience as the host of his own radio show in Los Angeles. When the station changed formats George found a new way to keep himself busy - with his own TV show on ABC!

This CD captures a great moment in George's development as a stand up comedian. Check this one out and while shopping, check out George's other CDs "Team Leader" and "Alien Nation", both available here at coolcds.com or by calling 1-800-COOL-CDS.

Tracks:

  • Introduction
  • Chicano Dudes
  • Trip To Mexico
  • Dodger Games
  • You Saw Me
  • Clocks
  • Memories
  • Livin' At Home
  • Sex Talk
  • E.R.
  • Habla Habla?-$40 Fine
  • Birthdays
  • Memmer?...U Memmer!
  • You're Gonna Say No
  • Holmes Depot
  • Right Now Right Now?...Later Later!
  • Original Factory Color
  • Color

George Lopez "Alien Nation"


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Alien Nation is the first CD George Lopez released and has been out of print for many years. It regularly sells for big dollars on auction sites and in used CD stores. George wanted his fans to have access to this classic title without having to pay the premium prices.

Tracks:

  • Ezekiel 25:17
  • Aqua Net
  • Television
  • Ignorance (Donkey)
  • Hispanics (Closet Mexican)
  • Movies (My Family vs. Batman)
  • Manteca and Kool Aid
  • Menudo/Xmas Tamales
  • Million Man Nap
  • Killer Bees
  • Oprah's End Tables
  • Taco Bell
  • Selena/Jerry Garcia
  • Cayan Pepper Spray
  • Carpooling/Gangbanging
  • O.J. Simpson/Rosa Lopez
  • The Race Card
  • Alien Nation
  • 2015

Dan Castellaneta – I Am Not Homer

You know him as the voice of Homer Simpson (and Krusty, Grampa, Groundskeeper Willie etc) from The Simpsons. This album features Dan and his real life wife Deb Lacusta doing fun and unique comedy bits and the track "So Dumb (Homer's Lament).

Tracks:
AM Therapy
Badger Baseball
Elvus
Rocks Off
Horoscope
Dynamite Sales
Citizen Kane
So Dumb (Homer's Lament)

Dan Castellaneta "Two Lips:The Lost Album"

 

Dan Castellaneta is best known to the world as the star of the hit Fox TV show "THE SIMPSONS." On "TWO LIPS" Dan collects 14 wonderfully unique songs. This CD is a truly enjoyable listen for Beatles fans, Simpsons fans and all music fans.

AllMusicGuide.com album review by Stewart Mason

His name appears nowhere on the album cover, but Two Lips: The Lost Album is by Los Angeles-based singer/songwriter Dan Castellaneta -- who, yes, has a day job as the voice of about one-third of the cast of The Simpsons, but that's not relevant here. Two Lips: The Lost Album is an affectionate pastiche of '60s sunshine pop, like a version of the Rutles that takes the post-Pet Sounds flood of semi-psychedelic bubblegum (both U.S. and U.K. versions) as its source material. The most surprising thing about these 14 songs is that they're all really good: seriously, but for the lack of surface crackle, tunes like "Rainbow Colored Cloud" and "Ostrich Avenue" could slip onto any of that perpetual flood of CDs of obscure lost '60s singles that collectors salivate over. Sometimes it veers a little too close to parody -- "Take a Little Time" is a spot-on re-creation of one of Paul McCartney's music hall ditties, but Castellaneta's choice to sing it in something very close to McCartney's "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" voice makes it feel just a touch mean-spirited -- yet he clearly knows this kind of music backwards and forwards, and the overall tone is genuinely loving. It certainly helps that he got the right people to help out: luminaries of the L.A. pop underground like Jon Brion, Buddy Judge, Probyn Gregory, and Ric Menck are on the guest list. Two Lips: The Lost Album is more for the We Can Fly crowd than the average Simpsons fan, but fans of the style will likely adore this album.

Tracks:

Dog Who's Chasing After A Ball
Deborah
Rainbow Colored Cloud
Take A Little Time
Blue Moon Pie
Harlequin, The
Disillusion Street
No One Around
Through It All There Is Love
Ostrich Avenue
Tulips
Feet On The Ground
Under The Peppertree
Searching For Ramone

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